My 4 year old. (Penis mentioned.)

[fortato]

Says Jack to me from the bathroom "Wow, I have a big penis right now!!! Can I take a picture? Do you like big penises, Mom?"

That is none of your business little boy. And No. You may NOT take a picture.

No one prepares you for this stuff when you deliver a child.

[crl]

:ROTFLMAO:

Catherine

[smilequeen]

LOL!

Little boys are simply awesome :)

[mommylamb]

Ah yes, the penis discussion. While we were trying the potty training thing, we were letting DS run around in the buff, and had a number of similar conversations...

[bigpassport]

Oh wow. Thanks for the PSA! Forewarned is forearmed;)

[kdeunc]

Yep, even at 4 they are really proud of their big penis! Been there...:ROTFLMAO:

[Tondi G]

:) gotta love boys... sounds like something my 5 year old would say!

[amldaley]

:rotflmao:

...and yet another reminder that as a mother of a boy, you only have to worry about one penis. As a mother of a girl, I have to worry about every penis in the world.

[DebbieJ]

:hysterical: :banana: :jammin:

[DietCokeLover]

yes, my son is fascinated with his "pena" too.

[Puddy73]

:hysterical: DD1 and DS were taking a bath together about two years ago when DD1 shrieked "Mom, he's playing with and making it big again!" They take separate baths now but I can't wait to tell them that story when they are grown up.

[catpagmo]

:rotflmao:

...and yet another reminder that as a mother of a boy, you only have to worry about one penis. As a mother of a girl, I have to worry about every penis in the world.

:hysterical:
You guys are too funny! My DS is almost 2, and I have not encountered that yet. Thanks for the heads up!

[MMEand1]

My DS was very worried one day in the bath when he discovered that "the marbles" were stuck and wouldn't come out and he "didn't remember eating any marbles"!!!

[mom2binsd]

:hysterical:Wow, that's a first...imagine if he'd gotten a hold of your camera and taken a picture of himself...my kids are always taking pictures..

My DS about age 4 discovered how to make his go "bigger and bigger" and decided to tell everyone at the dinner table and show us too!!!!

[MartiesMom2B]

So cute that he's so proud!

[ha98ed14]

...and yet another reminder that as a mother of a boy, you only have to worry about one penis. As a mother of a girl, I have to worry about every penis in the world.

:thumbsup: So true!

[gordo]

That is hysterical! But don't worry - even those of us with girls get to have penis conversations! Here is an actual conversation with my 5yo DD

DD - "It's not fair that boys are allowed to touch their penises when they go to the bathroom, but girls can't touch their vagina".

Me - "Life isn't always fair" (ok best I could come up with at the time!)

DD - "Well I wish I was a girl with a penis. Then all the other girls would be so jealous of me"

Me - "Why yes they would dear." (For reasons more than you know!)

[k_null81]

Thank you ladies for a much needed laugh....:hysterical:

[hellokitty]

Oh, I needed a good laugh! I think age 4 is the age where the constant penis talk really goes nuts and it is hard to try to keep a straight face when they make penis comments that are hilarious.

[MSWR0319]

Oh great. DS is two and hasn't said a whole lot yet, but based on other conversations we've had when he does decide to talk about penis's I'm sure it will be a very very interesting one.

[justlearning]

Cute! It sure is fun being a mom of boys!

[artvandalay]

One of my sons told me once that "Sometimes my penis sticks to my leg"... I can't remember if it was summertime or what... but I was just like.. "uh.. ok"

And two days ago my 3 year old tells me "Sometimes my penis moves" :hysterical:

Little boys are so cute:heartbeat:

[artvandalay]

:rotflmao:

...and yet another reminder that as a mother of a boy, you only have to worry about one penis. As a mother of a girl, I have to worry about every penis in the world.

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[lmh2402]

DH was getting in the shower yesterday afternoon and i was drying my hair in the bathroom. we were in a rush b/c we were running late for an appt. normally we try to give each other time and space (generally the only privacy of the day is shower time)

anyway, as he (DH) is walking into the stall, DS runs up GRABS his penis and says, "big pizza"...then he quickly lets go, pokes DH's scrotum and says..."oh wow-WEE!!"

DH was horrified. i've never seen a man cover his crotch and try to cross his legs so quickly.

i almost peed my pants.

[oneplustwo]

DH was getting in the shower yesterday afternoon and i was drying my hair in the bathroom. we were in a rush b/c we were running late for an appt. normally we try to give each other time and space (generally the only privacy of the day is shower time)

anyway, as he (DH) is walking into the stall, DS runs up GRABS his penis and says, "big pizza"...then he quickly lets go, pokes DH's scrotum and says..."oh wow-WEE!!"

DH was horrified. i've never seen a man cover his crotch and try to cross his legs so quickly.

i almost peed my pants.

OK, I'm laughing so hard, I CAN'T BREATHE!! :hysterical:

All I can say is, listening to my twin boys discuss their body parts . . . well, it's priceless. :)

[amm40]

anyway, as he (DH) is walking into the stall, DS runs up GRABS his penis and says, "big pizza"...then he quickly lets go, pokes DH's scrotum and says..."oh wow-WEE!!"

DH was horrified. i've never seen a man cover his crotch and try to cross his legs so quickly.

i almost peed my pants.

:rotflmao: and trying not to pee!

My two year old just uses the towel to play peek-a-boo with it after his baths. He is always sooo happy to see it reappear.

[♥ms.pacman♥]

:ROTFLMAO: all these stories are just too funny!!!

[elephantmeg]

:hysterical: DD1 and DS were taking a bath together about two years ago when DD1 shrieked "Mom, he's playing with and making it big again!" They take separate baths now but I can't wait to tell them that story when they are grown up.

I remember my brother showing me how he could make it big. He was 7 or so and I was 5. It was so cool!

[klwa]

*laughs* Yep. Been there. Done that. :)

[elizabethkott]

I just love it when J is grabbing at his crotch and I ask him if he has to go to the bathroom and he responds, "No, mommy. I just like touching it."
Well, okay then.

[toystorymama]

A few years ago at Disney I let my son hold my camera while I was changing his diaper. This was right before he potty trained so he was about 2.5. I was checking through the pictures later and found a bunch of his "peeper". :ROTFLMAO: