When I was pregnant, everyone asked variations of "You're still here (at work)?" or "When's your due date?". DH and I worked together, so between the two of us, we heard those A LOT!
Now that I have a 2.5 month old, it's "Is he sleeping through the night?". Ugh! I am so tired of that question! My answer is no, but he's a good sleeper. He goes to bed at 8:00 (awake) and falls asleep on his own, wakes 2 or 3 times to eat, goes immediately back to sleep, and gets up for the day about 6-7 AM. I am very happy with that! He's done this for 6 weeks or so. Do people really have 2.5 month olds who sleep 10-11 hours without eating? Maybe they do, but I don't!
Once he's sleeping through the night, what question will drive me nuts? If I can anticipate, maybe I can come up with some good answers!