I'm so PO'ed right now! I opened my dishwasher this morning and there is this strange gray splotchy coating all over the dishes and silverware. I wonder what on earth it could be, but just run it again. Open it, it's still there. My 7yo ds walks by and wonders what I'm looking at and says, "I wonder if it has anything to do with that birthday candle I put in there yesterday." HUH???

He says he set a candle in the dishwasher to see what would happen. I scrubbed one bowl for 5 minutes and still can't get it all off. Any suggestions?

This is the same ds whom I walked in on the other day cutting his new shirt with scissors. He thought it looked "cool." (I deducted $10 from his piggy bank to pay for it.) And the same ds who left a library book out on the swingset last week before it rained and so now that has to be paid for, too.

I'm going to SCREAM!!