So not only have I opened the bottle of wine...I'm hooked up to a pure grain alcohol IV!!!!

DS was taking a lovely nap after his vaseline/crayon episodes....went up to get him...greeted with a diaperless, sleepsackless child with brown mittens (oh I mean poop encrusted hands)...poop on the carpet, on the crib rungs, on the mesh of the crib tent....

So getting the Vaseline out of his hair isn't a real concern at this point!!!