Would You Rather ... #1

[Fairy]

I picked kale, but the problem is that it gives me the worst gas!

You ruminate on that, there are a few gas questions in this Would You Rather, too ...

[bigsis]

I can let go of the internet.....

[TwinFoxes]

See, to me, "eat only kale" doesn't mean that I can't cook it in bacon fat. AmIright?!

Plus, think of all the kale recipes you could Google! I'd become a "founding member of the BBB I Heart Kale Club".

[mommylamb]

Wait, is kale the only dining option allowed? I like kale, but not for breakfast, dinner and tea as DH would say.

[kristenk]

Wait. Does eating "only kale" mean eating only kale? No kale salad with other stuff mixed in. No kale sautéed with....?

I think I need the definition of "eating only kale."

[elliput]

I would rather go without internet. Broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, tomatoes- might all be possibilities as an only food, but not kale. No way.

[oneplustwo]

Holy smokes, my twin DSs must have sneaked onto the computer and created all these "would you rather" questions! Seriously, they ask me these kinds of questions every day.

My answer? Give up the Internet, keep the food. And ask my family/friends to use the Internet for me, as a PP mentioned.

[crayonblue]

Well there would be benefits to only eating kale. Like being really skinny! But is only eating kale life sustaining? I'm thinking no. So what good is the internet to me if the kale kills me!? It would go into long term mourning but I would have to say bye bye to the internet.

[TxCat]

I can't live without the Internet anymore. If the world had no Internet, ok. But if the world had it and I didn't? Nope. Kale it is, I can do all kinds of interesting things with it, I'd get real thin, and then I'd have a bonus there.

Yup, this word for word. I'm assuming that interesting foodstuffs can be added to the kale, like parmesan and salad dressing and croutons and...

[specialp]

Keep the food, give up the internet. I love it, but it is a time suck and a life of nothing but kale (which I eat 2x a week now) is too sad to think about.