Funny Little Points to Keep Us Motivated

[MartiesMom2B]

I got this from an e-mail today:

P0INTS TO PONDER

1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping", now I just "chunky dunk"

3 Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

4. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you
haven't fallen asleep yet.

5. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever

Sonia
Proud Mommy to Martie 4/6/03