Dear DD: Not cool

[ewpmsw]

Dear DD,
Mommy is not a jungle gym. Her tummy is not for boosting you up to her head and her breasts hurt way too much to be used as handles right now. (How is it that you ALWAYS pinch just the wrong spot on them when you're pulling yourself up?) It's fine if you want to sit on Mommy's lap, or lean on her, but climbing just to clamber all over your poor Mommy is not cool. And stop looking so darn cute when I put you down. Batting those baby blues at me and saying, "Maaamaaa" in a lovey voice is too adorable. How am I supposed to get anything done when you're climbing all over me one minute and charming the heck out of me the next?

[maestramommy]

I have one of those too. Arwyn likes to go rock climbing on me. Very cute, with the sweetest grin, but I had to put a stop to it.