"Why I can't make mom friends"

[malphy]

omg, i totally needed that laugh!

[purpleeyes]

Yay!!!

[♥ms.pacman♥]

OMG i hadn't seen the new ones. thanks for posting!!

my favorite line was "did you know that last week they recalled the ground. yes, the entire earth."

[deborah_r]

And she started a blog:

http://mompetition.blogspot.com/

[marie]

i guess her break wasn't that long!

[Melanie]

OMG!! "According to my message boards..." and what about "I'm too busy driving my kids to and from preschool in their forward-facing carseats"


OMG. OMG. I don't want to spoil it, but watch them all even the "Message from Me."

And yeah, I kinda sorta a teensy bit see myself in them. But hopefully I'ved learned to keep my big mouth shut, in person, a little better than that over the years.

ETA: Thanks for posting this!

[LadyPeter]

"My child Alpha Tango is outside my perimeter." LOL.

[deborah_r]

Originally Posted by LadyPeter

"My child Alpha Tango is outside my perimeter." LOL.

"I see him. He's right over there. By the slide."

I wish she would make one of these every day.

[gatorsmom]

Oh, wow, I didn't realize there are more! She's made 3 new ones since I last checked.

I like the, "the only foreign protein a baby should eat is dead skin cells and nipple hair."

[Melanie]

There's mooooooooore!