elizabethkott
12-30-2007, 12:32 PM
"So x and y are trying to get pg again (they just had dc1 in May). So when are YOU guys going to have another?"
- Why are you telling us our friends' business? If x and y want us to know they are trying, THEY will tell us.
- Why are you asking us when we'll start trying again? Oh, BECAUSE YOU DO EVERYTHING WE DO!!!!! And none of your dang business!
"Mr. Jones said you guys are going to put your house on the market. How much are you going to list it for?"
- None of your dang business!
"So what price range are you going to look to buy in?'
- See above.
"I know of some people who have their house listed for x... it's really nice. Why don't you go look at that house?"
- I saw it online. I liked it. I went to go look at the location. It's next to a commercial parking lot. Therefore, we're not interested.
"Yeah, but it's a REALLY nice house."
- I agree. But it's next to a parking lot.
"They just redid all the floors. And put in a new kitchen. And it has waterviews."
- IT'S NEXT TO A PARKING LOT.
"Yeah, they said that's why they are having a hard time selling it.
- WTF?! You are sitting here telling me all about the house, practically pushing me to go look at it and then tell me that my exact same complaint about the house that we don't want to buy is the same reason they are having trouble selling it?
"I don't like this wine. Can we open another bottle?"
- I don't like the fact that the wine you always serve us stains my teeth red and gives me a hangover worse than doing shots of Jaager in college, but *I* think it's in poor taste to voice your discontent when you are a guest in someone's home and they are serving you something. So shut your pie hole and drink the freakin' Clos de Bois 2004 that is yummytastic and delicious, and doesn't give you a hangover and doesn't stain your teeth red!!!!!
GAH!
- Why are you telling us our friends' business? If x and y want us to know they are trying, THEY will tell us.
- Why are you asking us when we'll start trying again? Oh, BECAUSE YOU DO EVERYTHING WE DO!!!!! And none of your dang business!
"Mr. Jones said you guys are going to put your house on the market. How much are you going to list it for?"
- None of your dang business!
"So what price range are you going to look to buy in?'
- See above.
"I know of some people who have their house listed for x... it's really nice. Why don't you go look at that house?"
- I saw it online. I liked it. I went to go look at the location. It's next to a commercial parking lot. Therefore, we're not interested.
"Yeah, but it's a REALLY nice house."
- I agree. But it's next to a parking lot.
"They just redid all the floors. And put in a new kitchen. And it has waterviews."
- IT'S NEXT TO A PARKING LOT.
"Yeah, they said that's why they are having a hard time selling it.
- WTF?! You are sitting here telling me all about the house, practically pushing me to go look at it and then tell me that my exact same complaint about the house that we don't want to buy is the same reason they are having trouble selling it?
"I don't like this wine. Can we open another bottle?"
- I don't like the fact that the wine you always serve us stains my teeth red and gives me a hangover worse than doing shots of Jaager in college, but *I* think it's in poor taste to voice your discontent when you are a guest in someone's home and they are serving you something. So shut your pie hole and drink the freakin' Clos de Bois 2004 that is yummytastic and delicious, and doesn't give you a hangover and doesn't stain your teeth red!!!!!
GAH!