jojo2324
03-11-2003, 01:33 AM
Those blasted GAP commercials!! They are driving me insane! Did Gap just spend a ludicrous amount of money to air those every commercial break, or are there really no other commercials out there??
Points of contention:
- slender ladies running around (HA! I am not slender, nor will I be until I get my rear to the gym, and that ain't happenin' until the babe is in college and by then I won't care anymore anyway.)
- with long flowing CLEAN hair (HA! Do many mothers wear their hair down? I sure don't...Gannon would rip out my eyelashes if given the opportunity. And the implication that these ladies have time to shower gets my goat too.)
- and freshly pressed khakis (HA! I am currently wearing pajama bottoms that double as pants. I wore them throughout my pregnancy. They are completely wrinkled. I repeat, these are pj bottoms. I wear them out in public all the time. If I could wear my slippers out, I would do that too.)
- and nice crisp white shirts (HA! I am not even going to continue with this though. I was fully puked on today. Shawn burst out laughing and tried just a smidge to hide it from me, but I was covered from head to toe with puke.)
-some of which are unbuttoned down to THERE or scrunched up to HERE (HA! Long gone are the days of exposed midriff, unless people want to believe that I stuffed a cantaloupe down my pants and am letting it hang out...Or better yet, that a couple of slightly inflated pancakes are running around free in my blouse.)
and finally...
-that song!!! It has been stuck in my head now for about a week, so well done Gap. Kudos to your clever ad execs. You have done your job. Tomorrow I am going to go to your store and spend oodles of money on a pair of pants so that I too can feel groovy. Now off to the sooper dooper groovy little hair-pulling puker who is my excuse for dishevelment...G'night! :D
Points of contention:
- slender ladies running around (HA! I am not slender, nor will I be until I get my rear to the gym, and that ain't happenin' until the babe is in college and by then I won't care anymore anyway.)
- with long flowing CLEAN hair (HA! Do many mothers wear their hair down? I sure don't...Gannon would rip out my eyelashes if given the opportunity. And the implication that these ladies have time to shower gets my goat too.)
- and freshly pressed khakis (HA! I am currently wearing pajama bottoms that double as pants. I wore them throughout my pregnancy. They are completely wrinkled. I repeat, these are pj bottoms. I wear them out in public all the time. If I could wear my slippers out, I would do that too.)
- and nice crisp white shirts (HA! I am not even going to continue with this though. I was fully puked on today. Shawn burst out laughing and tried just a smidge to hide it from me, but I was covered from head to toe with puke.)
-some of which are unbuttoned down to THERE or scrunched up to HERE (HA! Long gone are the days of exposed midriff, unless people want to believe that I stuffed a cantaloupe down my pants and am letting it hang out...Or better yet, that a couple of slightly inflated pancakes are running around free in my blouse.)
and finally...
-that song!!! It has been stuck in my head now for about a week, so well done Gap. Kudos to your clever ad execs. You have done your job. Tomorrow I am going to go to your store and spend oodles of money on a pair of pants so that I too can feel groovy. Now off to the sooper dooper groovy little hair-pulling puker who is my excuse for dishevelment...G'night! :D