Funny bitch: I got buzzed in the butt!

[buddyleebaby]

I was waiting online at bed, bath and beyond and a rambunctious 4 or 5 year old (who was actually ahead of me in line) ran behind me with one of those vibrating neck massagers and buzzed me right in the arse. He startled me! I just looked at him and said "please don't do that" and he ran back to his mom (who ignored the whole thing which is what started to annoy me).
So after I pay I walk out to the car and tell dh what happened, my heart still racing a bit, and me rubbing me tummy more than usual.
His response? "Well, in his defense, it was an easy target."
At this point I started cracking up and am still laughing about it now.

[RwnMayfair]

Okay, I just nearly spit water all over my poor laptop. ;)

Annoying, and yet funny at the same time! Glad you were able to find the funny in it though. :)

-Melissa

Taran, November 20
Elowen, August 20

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[denna]

Hey Alicia-

Great to see you! I know its been me MIA not you, but still good to see you :)! Great story, pretty funny! I think I would have been startled and annoyed too, but DH would have cracked me up w/ that one. See sometimes its good to have them around :) (j/k).

I see the new picture of Abigail its great! Shes beautiful!!

Talk to you soon,

Denna

[kozachka]

Glad you were able to see the funny side of it. In mom's defense, she was probably pretty frazzled from shopping with her "rambunctious or 5 year old" not that it's an execuse but having a very active toddler of my own, I can see how this could have happened.

[crayonblue]

I had a kid pinch my butt at the playground! His mother was mortified! I actually thought it was kind of funny.

Glad you could laugh about it!

[buddyleebaby]

Oh for sure she was frazzled. It wasn;t so much that the kid did it that bugged me (he was a quick little bugger) but the fact that I KNOW she saw him and didn't say anything to him about it after the fact.
But I understand everyone has their moments.

[buddyleebaby]

LOL!

When dh's nephew was about two, he took to slapping me on the butt and saying (in Spanish) "Mami, come to my house, Bring french fries."

[g-mama]

Lana - just wanted to say that it's nice to see you around!

Congratulations on adopting a new baby girl. That is absolutely wonderful and I can't wait to hear about it and see a picture when she comes home. Congratulations, mama!


~Kristen

Paolo 11-00
Benjamin 8-03
Marco 12-05

[Lovingliv]

Alicia,

You are so positive! You look fantastic! Embrace your preggo body!

DH owes you a LONG foot massage!

[crayonblue]

Thanks Kristen! We are super excited! I should post a little about our journey thus far in the Adoption forum. I'll try to do that tomorrow! Off to bed for me now!

[kgoble78]

LOL! Sorry you got "buzzed".