JBaxter
08-12-2006, 06:44 PM
I guess this goes in the bitching post. Some days I have the most delightful 2yr 9mo old child in the world but lately...
Ok is my son just rotten?
Small list of things he has done
stuck a paring knife in my leather sofa ( this was retrieved from the dishwasher and all the other knives were hidden)
used the vacuum sweeper to vacuum up poop on his carpet
colored his penis green w/ washable marker the day before his well baby visit at 2 ( not all of it comes off because you cant rub that part very hard)
picked me a whole bunch of marigolds ( 6 plants)
traumatized the 7yr old neighbor girl by being naked for the last few MONTHS
fill my tea kettle w/ legos & bunny crackers on different occasions I didnt find this out until AFTER it boiled
made me coffee in my French press coffee maker and got the water from the fridge door
climbed a book case and pull off a glass ( 3 stitches)
dumped out a bag of flour, container of oat meal and a MONDO bag of coco coco puffs ( all on separate occasions)
I hide the screw drivers because he tries change his toys batteries
peed down my floor vent
poked a small hole in a bag of bird feed so I put it in a old bucket in the garage now several pairs of foot ball cleats are filled w/ seed
I have my deep freeze double locked because he is able to get the popsicles out and ate a whole box in the course of 1 day. My garage door to the kitchen is metal and I cant figure out how to lock that one ( that he cant undo)
I have my fringe locked basically for the same reason ( hole pack of cheese and trying to fill his own juice cups)
My cabinets are locked and I have chimes on the doors when they open or close
my chairs are handcuffed to the kitchen table so he cant use them to climb ( I get lots of comments on that)
The water is usually turned off under my sink because it is fun to use the sprayer
He played w/ a whole box of tampons one day but what I Didn't know is he opened them and flushed them ( small clog)
clogged the toilet w/ a box of kando wipes and a roll of TP ( now I keep it in the kitchen cabnet so if you are at my house you get your ration of TP before entering the bathroom downstairs)
knocked the DVD/vcr behind the big screen trying to change his DVD while standing in the back of a Tonka dump truck
I left a box of eggs out on the counter and he got out a skillet and cracked 10 of them and was standing on his bathroom stool w/ a whisk trying to reach the knob to turn on the stove.
These are just things I thought about of right off the top of my head there are many more.
OK so reading my list -- I really do watch the kiddo but there are things I HAVE to do like cook , laundry clean pull a few weeds and even some times pee myself you may wonder why I'm posting -- Has to do with the 2 police officers that showed up at my house today. Seems I have a panic button on my security panel and "someone" pushed the code. I don't know the code so since Nathan and I were the ONLY ones home today it had to be him. DH got the call from the security company while sitting in the airport wating to board his plane that was delayed 3 hrs that a distress code was issued from our house. Because it was a distress code they didnt call the home number but the 1st auxillary number on the list his voice was shaky when he called me.
I have 2 other boys and they were active but nothing like THIS
he started his "2's" at 18 months and is still going strong.
Is it bad to want to put my child in a cage?
ETA -- picture of my handcuff childproofing (FYI they are 2.96 @wal-mart)
http://www.windsorpeak.com/dc/user_files/35116.jpg
Ok is my son just rotten?
Small list of things he has done
stuck a paring knife in my leather sofa ( this was retrieved from the dishwasher and all the other knives were hidden)
used the vacuum sweeper to vacuum up poop on his carpet
colored his penis green w/ washable marker the day before his well baby visit at 2 ( not all of it comes off because you cant rub that part very hard)
picked me a whole bunch of marigolds ( 6 plants)
traumatized the 7yr old neighbor girl by being naked for the last few MONTHS
fill my tea kettle w/ legos & bunny crackers on different occasions I didnt find this out until AFTER it boiled
made me coffee in my French press coffee maker and got the water from the fridge door
climbed a book case and pull off a glass ( 3 stitches)
dumped out a bag of flour, container of oat meal and a MONDO bag of coco coco puffs ( all on separate occasions)
I hide the screw drivers because he tries change his toys batteries
peed down my floor vent
poked a small hole in a bag of bird feed so I put it in a old bucket in the garage now several pairs of foot ball cleats are filled w/ seed
I have my deep freeze double locked because he is able to get the popsicles out and ate a whole box in the course of 1 day. My garage door to the kitchen is metal and I cant figure out how to lock that one ( that he cant undo)
I have my fringe locked basically for the same reason ( hole pack of cheese and trying to fill his own juice cups)
My cabinets are locked and I have chimes on the doors when they open or close
my chairs are handcuffed to the kitchen table so he cant use them to climb ( I get lots of comments on that)
The water is usually turned off under my sink because it is fun to use the sprayer
He played w/ a whole box of tampons one day but what I Didn't know is he opened them and flushed them ( small clog)
clogged the toilet w/ a box of kando wipes and a roll of TP ( now I keep it in the kitchen cabnet so if you are at my house you get your ration of TP before entering the bathroom downstairs)
knocked the DVD/vcr behind the big screen trying to change his DVD while standing in the back of a Tonka dump truck
I left a box of eggs out on the counter and he got out a skillet and cracked 10 of them and was standing on his bathroom stool w/ a whisk trying to reach the knob to turn on the stove.
These are just things I thought about of right off the top of my head there are many more.
OK so reading my list -- I really do watch the kiddo but there are things I HAVE to do like cook , laundry clean pull a few weeds and even some times pee myself you may wonder why I'm posting -- Has to do with the 2 police officers that showed up at my house today. Seems I have a panic button on my security panel and "someone" pushed the code. I don't know the code so since Nathan and I were the ONLY ones home today it had to be him. DH got the call from the security company while sitting in the airport wating to board his plane that was delayed 3 hrs that a distress code was issued from our house. Because it was a distress code they didnt call the home number but the 1st auxillary number on the list his voice was shaky when he called me.
I have 2 other boys and they were active but nothing like THIS
he started his "2's" at 18 months and is still going strong.
Is it bad to want to put my child in a cage?
ETA -- picture of my handcuff childproofing (FYI they are 2.96 @wal-mart)
http://www.windsorpeak.com/dc/user_files/35116.jpg