Don't mind me, I am just trying to get Cocoa to fall asleep

[flagger]

She is in her bouncy chair protesting going to sleep and I am taking turns talking to her and searching the Dumb Laws website. I came to the statute listings for Alaska: http://www.dumblaws.com/states/states.php?State=Alaska

One of the laws reads: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

I came to the conclusion that not all laws are so dumb after all. Perhaps this was never on the books until some pilot and his friends decided to push Bullwinkle out of their Cessna Husky!

[jojo2324]

C'mon!! What if the moose has gone mad?

I liked these from California.

Chico, CA: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

San Francisco, CA: It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.

In NY it's illegal to flirt with a lady, or look at her "that way."

[cara1]

I heard they're going to make it illegal in NY to spit on the sidewalk. Finally!

[parkersmama]

OMG! The moose one is funny but the Chico, CA, one has me rolling! That should be a bumper sticker...it's just so absurd!