DDowning
03-19-2004, 09:07 PM
I thought this was funny for any reality TV people out there.
By passing this on, I'm not implying that Fatherhood is any less...
Thanks
Six married men will be dropped on an island, each with 1 car and 4 kids, for 6 weeks.
Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.
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There is no access to fast food.
****
Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
****
The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and
all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is
NO REMOTE
*****
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.
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They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks,
a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas. The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
The last man wins ....
only if ...........
he has enough energy to be intimate
with his spouse at a moment's notice.
*****
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again
for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called
**************
***"Mother."***
*************
By passing this on, I'm not implying that Fatherhood is any less...
Thanks
Six married men will be dropped on an island, each with 1 car and 4 kids, for 6 weeks.
Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.
****
There is no access to fast food.
****
Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
****
The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and
all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is
NO REMOTE
*****
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.
*****
They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks,
a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas. The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
The last man wins ....
only if ...........
he has enough energy to be intimate
with his spouse at a moment's notice.
*****
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again
for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called
**************
***"Mother."***
*************