I have a confession to make

[rebeccaravit]

It's taken me several months to get my mind wrapped around this and to be comfortable with it. There have been days that I have denied the horrible truth but now I am ready to face the world.

Ladies, I have no ass. Shocking, I know!! I guess that after BF my DS for the past 3 1/2 months my ass has just disappeared. From sitting on it all day long my little tush has just decided that it isn't needed anymore and has some how morphed into an extension of my back. Girls, it isn't pretty.

Ok, it feels good to have that off my chest. Now I just have to stand tall, stick out my chest, and face the world with this confession.

Thanks for listening.

[mmaimp]

Have you heard of these?
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/BeautySecrets/story?id=1375875

My butt has always been flat and broad but now it's ridiculous!

The time I spend at the computer is not helping either!

[ribbit1019]

I can lend you some of mine if you'd like! }(

Christy
Maddy born 6/09/04
http://lilypie.com/baby2/040609/3/4/0/-5/.png

Little Man due 3/02/06
http://bd.lilypie.com/cKLom4/.png
Co-Owner Ribbit Baby

"I did then what I knew how to do. When you know better, you do better." ~ Maya Angelou

[mudder17]

Ladies, the answer is "inner spiral" a la Anusara Yoga! ;)


Eileen

http://www.mothering.com/discussions/images/smilies/candle.gif for Leah
http://www.gynosaur.com/assets/ribbons/ribbon_emerald_18m.gif

http://tickers.baby-gaga.com/t/catcatcvi20040222_4_Kaya+is.png
Kaya's a cousin! 10/1/05, 5lb13oz

[ChunkyNicksChunkyMom]

Me too! There is no uglier sight than me in a wrap skirt with a tee tucked in ( learned the hard way, always look at rear in mirror before buying expensive Banana Republic wrap skirt).

Susan

#1 Nick 11-18-04
#2 ETA 05-22-06

[juliasmom05]

I had the opposite problem. I think mine doubled (or even tripled) in size. So, I would be more than happy to give you some of mine.;-).

Marci

Mom to Julia 4/05

[Sandy]

ROFLMAO. Oh Wait, I didn't have much of one to being with so I guess I am really just ROFL. ;-)

Cheers,
Sandy mom to Alexander Thor 3/16/02
& Marisa Mia 4/23/05;-) ;-)

[trumansmom]

FOUND IT! It's over at my house hiding *gasp* in my pants!!! Please come get it ASAP!!

:P

Jeanne
Mom to Truman 11/01 and Eleanor 4/04
Independent Consultant, Do-Re-Me & You!

[tarabenet]

Then whose is this extra one that keeps hiding in my jeans????

[mommyj_2]

Not mine. I have one to spare as well.
LOL at this thread!

[elliput]

Drat! I thought maybe I ended up with somehow. Anyone else missing their's? I know I have extra!

[jenjenfirenjen]

I hear ya. In my case it's genetic. My dad and I both have a bad case of "noassatall." I was just reminded of it today as I kept hiking up these damn maternity jeans, trying to keep them from falling off my nonexistent ass.

[drsweetie]

>Now I just have
>to stand tall, stick out my chest, and face the world with
>this confession.

Ha! At least you *have* a chest. I have none to speak of. (Got plenty o' butt, though.)

Ellen

[jerseygirl07067]

You are so funny!!! Maybe the big BFing boobs will draw the eye away from your ass. :)

Marcy