Ever want to crawl under the table?

[JBaxter]

Last night DH , Nathan and I went to outback ( DS1&2 were with their dad). Part way through the meal Nathan got restless and started naming my body parts eyes , ears nose hair etc... Well just our waiter walked over to the table Nathan shoves his hand down my shirt and says (at the top of his little lungs) MOMMY"S BOOBIES... 2 BOOBIES. The poor waited turned a lovely crimson and walked away. DH spit out a bit of food and burst into laughter. The waiter did return 10min later trying not to laugh

Please share your moments to let me know Im not the ONLY one LOL

[billysmommy]

You are definately not the only one

Billy's new thing is telling anyone and everyone we see that Benjamin drinks milk from Mommy's boobies. We were at the pediatrician (thank goodness that is where we were and not in Starbucks or somewhere) the other day and I was holding Benjamin and Billy was on my lap also reading a book. Our ped walked in and asked Billy how he liked being a big brother. He told her that Benjamin had come out of my belly because he was done cooking and that he drinks milk from Mommy's boobies. He then pulled down my shirt, opened my bra and said "wanna see?" :) Our ped said that was pretty much the funniest thing she had heard/seen in a long time :)

[bcky2]

lmao, i am sure by the time you left the whole staff had heard and had a good laugh for the night :)

[tina-t]

When ds was only a few months old, we were in a restaurant for lunch. We just walked in and sat on the table and noted a smell. We figured out that ds had a poopy diaper. He was being breastfed then. I picked him up from the infant car seat and then noted that he had a severe blowout, that there was runny poop dripping on the floor, and down my hands/arms!!!

I rushed to the restroom to change him while dh tried to do some damage control and clean up. When I came back, I saw some waiters talking about it and snickering. Needless to say, we didn't go back to that restaurant for a while!

Oh well, the perils of having kids, lol!!!

[EllasMum]

This actually happened to my cousin a few years ago. His son, then about 3 years old, was in a "no food item may touch any other food item" phase. The whole family, including grandparents, aunts, uncles etc went out for brunch to a very posh restaurant. My cousin's wife prepared her son a lovely plate of food (scrambled egg, bacon, bagel etc) and put it down in front of him. As the entire family filled their plates and sat down to eat, the little guy observed that some scrambled egg had crossed over and touched his bagel. His comment, during a sudden quiet moment in the restaurant, was

"Well f*ck it, my bagel is dirty!"

LOL! Talk about wanting to crawl under the table!! :) :)

[Corie]

Oh, believe me, I can feel your pain!

Last week at Target, Carson told the cashier that she
has been having some POOP PROBLEMS!

She said that she has to take poop medicine because
her poop is as big as a log.


Lovely.

[JMS]

OMG! I'm LOL'ing so hard, DH walked over and had a little laugh at that one himself :)

[mudder17]

Oh my gosh, that's about the most hysterical thing I've heard all week! Thanks so much for the laugh! Nothing so amusing around here, but I'm having fun reading all the stories. I guess I have much to look forward to, LOL!

Eileen

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[Aunt to sweet baby boy]

I dont have any funny things that Avi has said about this topic yet but thanks for the laughs!


Ilana, aka Nana to my sweet nephew Avi

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