fortato
04-30-2007, 08:30 PM
This is about my mom...I find it funny... some of you might be just amused, but I don't care...I think it's wicked funny.
OK- not too long ago, my mother spent the night here. She was sitting on the futon chatting with me. I talked about my chin hair growing and wanted to know when I got so damn old... and she starts to tell me about how she hit a certain age and her leg hair just stopped growing- while she is telling me this, she is rubbing her shin.
I told her she was crazy, and she says "No, really. See?"
So, I take a gander at her shin, and I was stunned at what I saw....
The patch she was rubbing was certainly devoid of any hair...HOWEVER. The rest of her lower leg was quite hairy. Like, you could cut it with scissors.
I said "Um, mum... I think you rubbed all the hair off that one spot, there's plenty of hair on the rest of your leg... ya Yeti."
Here's the funny part--She didn't believe me....
I had to turn the desk lamp on and spotlight her hairy ass legs.
She was beside herself... she couldn't believe that she hadn't noticed.
I guess when you hit 60, and wear stretch pants all the time, you don't notice your leg hair. This is what I have to look forward to.
Thank you for listening... It was much funnier in person.
OK- not too long ago, my mother spent the night here. She was sitting on the futon chatting with me. I talked about my chin hair growing and wanted to know when I got so damn old... and she starts to tell me about how she hit a certain age and her leg hair just stopped growing- while she is telling me this, she is rubbing her shin.
I told her she was crazy, and she says "No, really. See?"
So, I take a gander at her shin, and I was stunned at what I saw....
The patch she was rubbing was certainly devoid of any hair...HOWEVER. The rest of her lower leg was quite hairy. Like, you could cut it with scissors.
I said "Um, mum... I think you rubbed all the hair off that one spot, there's plenty of hair on the rest of your leg... ya Yeti."
Here's the funny part--She didn't believe me....
I had to turn the desk lamp on and spotlight her hairy ass legs.
She was beside herself... she couldn't believe that she hadn't noticed.
I guess when you hit 60, and wear stretch pants all the time, you don't notice your leg hair. This is what I have to look forward to.
Thank you for listening... It was much funnier in person.