***What is your Porn-Star Name?***

[Corie]

Here is how to get your Porn-Star Name:
Combine your first pet's name and the street you grew
up on.

So, my Porn-Star name is................................................
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*Trapper Cardinal*

[nfowife]

Myrtle Chopsyhill. Not very sexy!

[Corie]

My kids are asking me what I'm laughing about!!

That is hysterical.

[cvanbrunt]

Puff Grandview.

-Carrie

[egoldber]

Yeah, Moose 42nd Street...not so much.

[Moneypenny]

Gumball Jensen.

It has potential, I think.

Susan
mama to my 3-year old cutie pie

[LarsMal]

Chrissy Pintail

Serious potential!!

[LBW]

Misty Pershing

not bad, eh?

[trales]

Samantha Hickory. . .

It could be worse.

[BillK]

Jacques Hillside :\

I was hoping for something more pornstar'ish. :-(

[lilycat88]

Pancake Meadow

I'd starve.

[Fairy]

I'm ROLLING ON THE FLOOR with this one. Ohmigod, I'm crying!

[Fairy]

Buffy Colwyn. Hahahahahaha!

-- Hil

[Nooknookmom]

OMG I am dying!!!

I would be:

Bandit Mathews

[Mommy Of A Little Angel]

Oh man, you really want to hear it? DH has forever found it hysterical!

Speedy Wildwood

Haha, yeah I think that would do just fine! ;)

[TaChapm]

Miss Kitty East Lake!

Tara
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[Puddy73]

Trixie Beck. I'm afraid I'd end up being a fluffer rather than a star.

Jennifer
Mommy to Annabelle 9/08/03 & Finn 10/31/05

"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." - Jimmy Buffett

[momtoonegirl]

Coco Colby

-Not too bad :)

[happy2bamom]

Seamore Rosedale

It could work....

[nicoleandjackson]

Muffin Pembroke

I think I'm the one that starts out in a buttoned-up suit, bun, and librarian glasses, but ends up in the Princess Leia sequined gold bikini and Barbarella hair by the end.

Not that anyone needs to see that, BTW...

Nicole, Mommy to Jackson 4/30/02

[cleo27]

Oh my, there are some good ones.

Mine would be

***Bacardi Cherokee***

I don't know what to think about that one! Too funny!!

[JMS]

Chelsea St. Andrews

...and she's quite the vixen in disguise.

[Corie]

Hey, Nicole, I think I've seen that one...

[JBaxter]

Hummmm.......

Snowy Hendershot doenst sound too bad lol

[caleymama]

Feather Farrington

Sweeeet!

[daisymommy]

Lady Cinnamon

Thats actually kind sexy ;)

[daisymommy]

double post

[kristenk]

Smokey Jones, not too bad except for the close resemblance to Smokey Bones barbecue...

[marit]

Chikita Amos.

Would you hire me?

[almostamom]

My mother had a habit of giving our dog's strippers' names. She made this too easy.

Bambi Windrose

The other dogs were Ginger, Pookie, Brandy, Cori, Kali - any of those would work!

Linda

[jess]

Ox Boone

Now, who wouldn't want a gal named Ox? ;)

[JMS]

Maybe it's a male porn star, and in that case.. I can see how being as big as an Ox is a good thing :)

[mommyto4]

Freddy Wood

[s7714]

My name would be Peaches Highway...that could work!

Jennifer
Mommy to
Miss Pure Energy 3/03
Miss Limit Tester 6/05

Our bones may be brittle, but our spirit is unbreakable.
Osteogenesis Imperfecta www.oif.org

[s7714]

My name would be Peaches Highway...that could work!

Jennifer
Mommy to
Miss Pure Energy 3/03
Miss Limit Tester 6/05

Our bones may be brittle, but our spirit is unbreakable.
Osteogenesis Imperfecta www.oif.org

[JoyNChrist]

How perfectly southern is this?!?

Dixie Peach

I swear I didn't make that up!

[JoyNChrist]

How perfectly southern is this?!?

Dixie Peach

I swear I didn't make that up!

[elliput]

Crystal Beech. I think I have a second career in the making!

[elliput]

Crystal Beech. I think I have a second career in the making!

[bubbaray]

Ginger Kingsley.


Melissa

DD#1: 04/2004

DD#2: 01/2007

[bubbaray]

Ginger Kingsley.


Melissa

DD#1: 04/2004

DD#2: 01/2007

[trumansmom]

Another Freddy here!

Freddy Main.

Jeanne
Mom to Truman 11/01 and Eleanor 4/04

[trumansmom]

Another Freddy here!

Freddy Main.

Jeanne
Mom to Truman 11/01 and Eleanor 4/04

[BillK]

Man this sucks - all you guys got GOOD pornstar names and I'm freakin' Jacques Hillside. On a happy note - at least I'm married to......Candy Allegheny! :o

[BillK]

Man this sucks - all you guys got GOOD pornstar names and I'm freakin' Jacques Hillside. On a happy note - at least I'm married to......Candy Allegheny! :o

[californiagirl]

We had a dog and a cat. The cat's a possibility, that gives Marjara Beaumont. The dog... I'm thinking Shfani Beaumont had better find a new career.

[californiagirl]

We had a dog and a cat. The cat's a possibility, that gives Marjara Beaumont. The dog... I'm thinking Shfani Beaumont had better find a new career.

[trumansmom]

LOL! And that's what's *really* important! ;)

Jeanne
Mom to Truman 11/01 and Eleanor 4/04

[trumansmom]

LOL! And that's what's *really* important! ;)

Jeanne
Mom to Truman 11/01 and Eleanor 4/04

[egoldber]

OK, that made me snort out loud LOL!!

[egoldber]

OK, that made me snort out loud LOL!!

[trales]

You're lucky.

I am married to Apricot Thrush.

I don't even know what to think about it.

[trales]

You're lucky.

I am married to Apricot Thrush.

I don't even know what to think about it.

[kep]

Bo McLeod. It might work!

Kelli

Proud Mommy to Lukey (2003). Weaned after 3 years of happy nursing!
And Mommy to our newest baby, Joseph, born 3 days after Christmas.

[kep]

Bo McLeod. It might work!

Kelli

Proud Mommy to Lukey (2003). Weaned after 3 years of happy nursing!
And Mommy to our newest baby, Joseph, born 3 days after Christmas.

[psophia17]

Glory Lake

The cat's name was really Grey Glory, though, but I rarely called her that...

[psophia17]

Glory Lake

The cat's name was really Grey Glory, though, but I rarely called her that...

[elizabethkott]

Going by this formula, I would be
Rudy Sargent

But I had always heard that it was your middle name and the name of the street you grew up on...

that would make it
Anne Sargent.

I think I like the second one better.

But I am married to Brandy Cliff. :)

My poor son will grow up to have the porn name of George Locust!!!!!

[elizabethkott]

Going by this formula, I would be
Rudy Sargent

But I had always heard that it was your middle name and the name of the street you grew up on...

that would make it
Anne Sargent.

I think I like the second one better.

But I am married to Brandy Cliff. :)

My poor son will grow up to have the porn name of George Locust!!!!!

[Fairy]

Yeah, chicks named Trixie always did have to play second banana, didn't they? I mean, she even took a backseat to those monkeys. Then again, backseat with Speed Racer? Hmm . . .

[Fairy]

Yeah, chicks named Trixie always did have to play second banana, didn't they? I mean, she even took a backseat to those monkeys. Then again, backseat with Speed Racer? Hmm . . .

[Fairy]

Can I borrow it?

[Fairy]

Can I borrow it?

[Fairy]

Dude. You totally win.

[Fairy]

Dude. You totally win.

[Fairy]

Freddy Wood? Wood?! ROFLMAO!

[Fairy]

Freddy Wood? Wood?! ROFLMAO!

[Fairy]

Hey, it's better than Piggy Whitman.

[Fairy]

Hey, it's better than Piggy Whitman.

[MamaMolly]

This is fun!

I'm Shammie Artwood. DH is Bucky Dampson. We'd better keep our day jobs!

Molly

[MamaMolly]

This is fun!

I'm Shammie Artwood. DH is Bucky Dampson. We'd better keep our day jobs!

Molly

[randomkid]

I don't know, I kind of like Lady Cinnamon

[randomkid]

I don't know, I kind of like Lady Cinnamon

[randomkid]

Trina 27th Street...uh, not so much :-(

[randomkid]

Trina 27th Street...uh, not so much :-(

[casey0729]

Hmm. I'm Heidi Cunnington. I sound like the trust fund baby who went looking for a good time. Maybe I'm related to Paris Hilton!!

KC

DS 5/11/05
DD 7/14/07

[casey0729]

Hmm. I'm Heidi Cunnington. I sound like the trust fund baby who went looking for a good time. Maybe I'm related to Paris Hilton!!

KC

DS 5/11/05
DD 7/14/07

[Aunt to sweet baby boy]

Nickel Wish

Ilana, aka Nana to my sweet nephew Avi

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[Aunt to sweet baby boy]

Nickel Wish

Ilana, aka Nana to my sweet nephew Avi

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[Kyras mom]

Hey, we must be related! Mine is Lucy Hickory.

[Kyras mom]

Hey, we must be related! Mine is Lucy Hickory.

[Corie]

OMG! That is too funny!

Your DH would need to pick up a 2nd job! :)

[Corie]

OMG! That is too funny!

Your DH would need to pick up a 2nd job! :)

[lmintzer]

Mine is "Ish Shenendoah". Not so appealing!

[lmintzer]

Mine is "Ish Shenendoah". Not so appealing!

[JoyNChrist]

Aw, Ilana's a cheap stripper! ;-) :P

[R2sweetboys]

Oh my, LMAO at some of these! I think I may have potential here...

Nicki ASSelyn

Gotta love it!

~Leslie

SAHM to...
Ryan 8/14/00
Matthew 2/14/03

[jawilli4]

I love your names!

I'd be Puddy Ember. I'm getting myself hot!

[KBecks]

Misty Monterey

[Bens Momma]

LMAO at all of these!!!!! I HAD to show DH when he got home from work and now we're both hysterical!! We'll play too:
DH is Bucky West and I'm Goldie Banes

Quite a hot duo don't ya think?? Although we sound like we might be in the lower budget features.

Hopefully our kids never find out about this name formula game because they'd be Scampy & Minx West--Yikes :o !


Momma to 2 DS

[clc053103]

Mimi Richboro...

[sand82552]

LOL

Dusty Huntley!

[kijip]

Yeah, mine is too street name-ish too... Wiley West 4th St? Married to No Pet 5th Ave. Ahh, in our cases the equation is unsolvable or something.

[shilo]

george locust? wow. well, sam would be lala saturn. so not sure which is worse?

i, otoh, would be kiki louise. can you see it in lights? san fernando valley (supposedly the hollywood of porn), here i come!

lori
Sam 5/19/05 How lucky I am that you chose me.

[SAHMIL]

Muffy was my first pet.

I grew up on Fox Trail Lane....

So, Muffy Fox is my porn star name! :-) LOL!