trales
04-18-2008, 10:01 PM
So if you need a laugh read ahead.
1. Flashing all the neighbors and a state trooper. . . . . I had just finished washing the dog in the shower after he rolled in the mud and was covered with fur. As I was finishing my shower, DH screams, Oh MY GOD, you have to come her, come right now. I run out of the shower dripping wet and buck naked. He is pointing out the window and I see some horses in our yard, along with a few troopers stopping traffic and a bunch of neighbors chasing the horses. DH shouts, Hey guys, do you need a hand and everyone looks up to the window and sees naked me. Thanks DH. He looks at me and says, oh, you should get some clothes on.
2. My dog frees the neighbors baby goats and sheep and almost catches a chicken. I am running around thier yard trying to wrangle the dog with the baby. Luckily, they are good friends.
3. I whacked my thumb and pinched my finger with a hammer, trying to baby proof the deck.
4. And the finally .. . . . DH says, "A friend emailed, can he stay the night" Sure dear, well, the friend shows up in a civil war costume and a musket." It makes for an interesting night.
I have more, but I can't remember right now.
Add your own. What have you done.
1. Flashing all the neighbors and a state trooper. . . . . I had just finished washing the dog in the shower after he rolled in the mud and was covered with fur. As I was finishing my shower, DH screams, Oh MY GOD, you have to come her, come right now. I run out of the shower dripping wet and buck naked. He is pointing out the window and I see some horses in our yard, along with a few troopers stopping traffic and a bunch of neighbors chasing the horses. DH shouts, Hey guys, do you need a hand and everyone looks up to the window and sees naked me. Thanks DH. He looks at me and says, oh, you should get some clothes on.
2. My dog frees the neighbors baby goats and sheep and almost catches a chicken. I am running around thier yard trying to wrangle the dog with the baby. Luckily, they are good friends.
3. I whacked my thumb and pinched my finger with a hammer, trying to baby proof the deck.
4. And the finally .. . . . DH says, "A friend emailed, can he stay the night" Sure dear, well, the friend shows up in a civil war costume and a musket." It makes for an interesting night.
I have more, but I can't remember right now.
Add your own. What have you done.