MamaMolly
04-23-2008, 09:35 PM
Stewardess~Barf bag please!!!! Oh grosser than gross!!! So I'm a cr@p mom and I 'cleaned' the bathroom floor with a swiffer mop. Meaning I didn't get up close and personal with the floor with a scrubber or rag like I normally would but I was so disgusted I wanted something I could just toss out. I figured clean enough...Only to discover TODAY that FIL had 'fixed' the rocking toilet base by shoving a freaking quarter under it!! (Insert vomiting smiley/frowney) And if he didn't weigh 300# buck nekkid then the frickin frackin toilet wouldn't be wobbily in the first place!!
And HOW did I make this discovery? Well naturally it was that bright shiny quarter peeking up from under the toilet that caught DDs eye! She just HAD to try and dig it out! But no, friends, it is really and truly stuck under there and other than wanting to give DD a Clorox or Lysol flea-dip there is nothing I can do about it! AAAAGGGGGHHHH!
:31: :32: :13: :banghead:
FIL came by for a few days, and while I am very glad he is no longer in congestive heart failure, and I'm very grateful for the diuretics he is taking that have helped him loose over 20# of water weight in 2 months, I am NOT happy about my spotty, piddled on bathroom floor!
GROSS, GROSS, GROSS!
And HOW did I make this discovery? Well naturally it was that bright shiny quarter peeking up from under the toilet that caught DDs eye! She just HAD to try and dig it out! But no, friends, it is really and truly stuck under there and other than wanting to give DD a Clorox or Lysol flea-dip there is nothing I can do about it! AAAAGGGGGHHHH!
:31: :32: :13: :banghead:
FIL came by for a few days, and while I am very glad he is no longer in congestive heart failure, and I'm very grateful for the diuretics he is taking that have helped him loose over 20# of water weight in 2 months, I am NOT happy about my spotty, piddled on bathroom floor!
GROSS, GROSS, GROSS!