What did your DC ask you this morning?

[set81616]

My DS asked**********




"Mommy, where's your pecker?"
Thanks for teaching him that word DH.

[hillview]

WOW. Ugg so sorry :(

[trentsmom]

DHs just sometimes don't think. And I thought it was bad that DH kept calling it a weiner!

[Melaine]

My girls have been asking constantly to watch Shaun the Sheep....which sounds like "sh**" especially in the crabby voice that they use when I say no!

[Wife_and_mommy]

My girls have been asking constantly to watch Shaun the Sheep....which sounds like "sh**" especially in the crabby voice that they use when I say no!

LOL. A few weeks ago I was getting my kicks from having DS say "truck"(you know what he was saying) over and over. We don't use foul language but I couldn't help :hysterical: about it.

DS often asks to have or buy daddy "crewcrimes". We think it's an adorable way to say "croutons". :)

[KpbS]

I wish he would have asked!!!!!!!!!!!!
DS walked in this morning and announced "I look different...." He had cut his hair!!
Just when I was going to schedule the professional portraits for DS1 and DS2 :32:
I was so steamed. I told him if he ever cut his own hair again I would take him to the barber and he would shave his head and he would be COLD COLD COLD.

[elephantmeg]

watch wall-E space shuttle? was the first words out of DS' mouth. DD just kept going dadadadada/mamamamama-and it was 6 am...

[rlu]

Well, I was the one asking, but this was yesterday's exchange

Me - does your p***s hurt? (He told us last week it hurt to pee so we're watching for symptoms of possible infection)
DS - no
Me - then why are you holding it?
DS - play

[Melaine]

You guys crack me up.....your DC are too funny!!!

[deenass]

The other day my son told me that he likes his "circle bones" (the ones behind his penis). He likes to squish them around.

"mommy, squishing my circle bones is the best part of being a boy!"

I couldn't stop laughing!

[EllasMum]

The other day my son told me that he likes his "circle bones" (the ones behind his penis). He likes to squish them around.

"mommy, squishing my circle bones is the best part of being a boy!"

I couldn't stop laughing!

:hysterical:

[ahrimie]

The other day my son told me that he likes his "circle bones" (the ones behind his penis). He likes to squish them around.

"mommy, squishing my circle bones is the best part of being a boy!"

I couldn't stop laughing!

LOL... oh my.

Once, my 4 yr old nephew saw me change DD's diaper and asked, "how does isabella pee if she has no private??"

[TraciG]

I enjoyed reading these !!!!!!!!!! :)

I don't have any funny storie's, my DS is only 11 month's. DD ask's about God lately , she's 5

[gatorsmom]

The other day my son told me that he likes his "circle bones" (the ones behind his penis). He likes to squish them around.

"mommy, squishing my circle bones is the best part of being a boy!"

I couldn't stop laughing!

Cha cha calls those his "pee pee balloons." "Mom, I need to go pee pee because my pee pee balloons are full. Look!"

good times.