StantonHyde
05-08-2009, 01:21 PM
So my wonderful, 44 year old skin decides to have a break out session on my chin. Seriously---My lines no longer qualify as "fine lines" that can be smoothed through microdermabrasion. No, we are talking middle aged skin. And then I get a HUMUNGOUS red/white zit that I pop and it bleeds.
To make matter worse, DD sits on my lap today while I am putting on her shoes and she asks what that red bump is on my chin. I tell her it is a pimple, knowing full well that she will probably shout to her preschool teacher, "My mommy has a pimple".
But she doesn't do that. She asks how the pimple got there--I said mommy got some bacteria on her skin. She jumps out of my lap and says, "you know, I'll sit on the floor--I don't want your bacteria to give me diarrhea". I assure her that I am not contagious. She does not want me to touch her bare feet with my bare hands--fine put on your own shoes.
I can't wait till she gets zits--and I will tell her this story:icon_twisted:
To make matter worse, DD sits on my lap today while I am putting on her shoes and she asks what that red bump is on my chin. I tell her it is a pimple, knowing full well that she will probably shout to her preschool teacher, "My mommy has a pimple".
But she doesn't do that. She asks how the pimple got there--I said mommy got some bacteria on her skin. She jumps out of my lap and says, "you know, I'll sit on the floor--I don't want your bacteria to give me diarrhea". I assure her that I am not contagious. She does not want me to touch her bare feet with my bare hands--fine put on your own shoes.
I can't wait till she gets zits--and I will tell her this story:icon_twisted: