Overheard at my house this morning

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DH: First of all, flamingos are mean. They don't make good pets. And second, you can't turn one purple by feeding it grapes.

This was the 10 yo by the way. :hysterical:

[Drag0nflygirl]

Love it! Plus if shrimp turn them pink it does kind of make sense that grapes would turn them purple.
Here's one from us:
After someone cut through the line at Sesame Place yesterday...
DH: People like that make me so mad I could shoot 'em!
DD (3 1/2): YOU DON'T HAVE A GUN!!! Silly Daddy! :ROTFLMAO:

[Melaine]

Hilarious!

[MamaKath]

Rofl!!! Sounds like my house.