Ass Bread!!! Half Price!

[Jo..]

http://www.amazon.com/Pema-Bread-Portions-17-6-Ounce-Packages/dp/B0015R23IO/ref=sr_1_5?tag=slickdeals&ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1265133449&sr=1-5
Free ship with prime

http://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1844423

[lchang25000]

:hysterical: Sorry, I couldn't help but laugh at the name. What exactly is a$$ bread???!! I don't see a description..

[julevizamom]

Okay, so that's the best laugh I've had in a long time. Are you kidding me...ass bread?! What would you serve that with...vagina baked ham?

:ROTFLMAO:

[lchang25000]

Okay, so that's the best laugh I've had in a long time. Are you kidding me...ass bread?! What would you serve that with...vagina baked ham?

:ROTFLMAO:
Ok...I laughed outloud on this one!
:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[TwoBees]

Ok...I laughed outloud on this one!
:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

Same here! What exactly is that?

[BelleoftheBallFlagstaff]

Honey buns for dessert!

[MamaMolly]

Nahhh, you have Hostess DING DONGS for dessert!

[srhs]

Oh, good grief, I'm tired and read it as "A$$ BREED."
I'm not sure which is worse, actually...


ETA: Seriously...how can there be no picture of ass bread?

[mommylamb]

What on Earth is ass bread??? I don't even know what it is, but I think I need it.

[misshollygolightly]

So after seeing this disclaimer on amazon, I'm even more curious:

Legal Disclaimer
Actual product packaging and materials may contain more and different information than what is shown on our website. We recommend that you do not rely solely on the information presented and that you always read labels, warnings, and directions before using or consuming a product.

So does Ass bread contain Asses? 100% pure asses? Are they mixed with other things? What warnings accompany ass bread?

[lchang25000]

Honey buns for dessert!

Who would buy honey buns if they were called a$$ bread? No wonder they're on sale...

[lchang25000]

So does Ass bread contain Asses? 100% pure asses? Are they mixed with other things? What warnings accompany ass bread?

:hysterical: I am having a great laughing workout today! Thanks everyone! :hysterical:

[Jo..]

I think someone here needs to buy it so we can see what it is. Not it!

[lchang25000]

I think someone here needs to buy it so we can see what it is. Not it!

Oh...I though you bought it before since you posted it. Not it either!!

[vball4all]

Oh gosh - you guys were funnier than the item - that is hilarious.

Like they couldn't afford to put a slightly different abbreviation out there ;)

[pomegranate]

That is too funny! Caught my eye too. I clicked on the link and the brand (PEMA) offers various breads so I think "Ass" is short for "Assorted" ("Assorted Breads") none of which I hope are made of ass.

[stephlev]

Too funny!:hysterical:

[julevizamom]

Okay, so I must have taken a perv pill today, but I can't resist:

Do you have a few cock-tails before having your ass bread?:icon_twisted:

[Jo..]

Okay, so I must have taken a perv pill today, but I can't resist:

Do you have a few cock-tails before having your ass bread?:icon_twisted:

Or, with your ass bread sandwich, how about a nice boiling cup of water and a teabag (snort)?

[MamaMolly]

OMG Jo, dirty! Funny as hell, too!!!!

Not it, btw.

And if it is bread made from real a$$es, can I send in my FIL as a main ingredient????

[missym]

Not it. Just don't eat the raisins.

[BelleoftheBallFlagstaff]

Not it. In the UK I bet they eat it with spotted d!ck!

[JTsMom]

:hysterical: You guys are on fire today. I would suggest dipping your ass bread in your cock soup. http://buygracefoods.com/site/product.cfm?id=cock_soup_env

[viba424]

Hahaha, you guys are terrible!

[LarsMal]

OMG! You guys are hilarious!!! :hysterical: :ROTFLMAO:

[vball4all]

Earlier when I looked at the link, there was no picture. Now there is a "customer image" and its from the "Big Booty Bread Company".

Spotted Dick made me LOL!!!!!

[vball4all]

Also, should the title be "Half Ass Bread"?

[canada]

Can this ass bread be made in a dutch oven?

[julevizamom]

This has been so therapeutic today. Jo -- I think you should start a new forum called "LOL Therapy" for crazy posts just like this. Somebody get Denise and Alan Fields on the phone!

[lchang25000]

This has been so therapeutic today. Jo -- I think you should start a new forum called "LOL Therapy" for crazy posts just like this. Somebody get Denise and Alan Fields on the phone!

:yeahthat::ROTFLMAO:

[BargainMomforLuke]

Can this ass bread be made in a dutch oven?

Let's have some shipped to my house & we can see if that works! :-)

[JanBaby]

I am peeing my pants right now, I'm laughing so hard.

[Jo..]

I found pictures.

http://www.armory.com/~images/getimg.cgi?i=RAFPP2000%2F03&width=800

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1284/1164297913_513e059cb9.jpg?v=0

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4_4PorzsxXM/SOvMpH6dkmI/AAAAAAAABM4/zhGY6rD7PSw/s400/IMG_6855.JPG

[Aarohismom]

I found pictures.

http://www.armory.com/~images/getimg.cgi?i=RAFPP2000%2F03&width=800

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1284/1164297913_513e059cb9.jpg?v=0

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4_4PorzsxXM/SOvMpH6dkmI/AAAAAAAABM4/zhGY6rD7PSw/s400/IMG_6855.JPG

:hysterical::ROTFLMAO:

[liz]

I found pictures.

:bighand:.

[lchang25000]

It really does look like an a$$! :hysterical:

[julevizamom]

I have tears right now. The crack is the best! But dare I ask...why are there sesame seeds on it?

[julevizamom]

And just for the record, I'm counting this as my ab workout for the day. Anyone else?

[MamaSnoo]

And just for the record, I'm counting this as my ab workout for the day. Anyone else?

Definitely counts for your abs.....I'm not sure that it counts for your a$$, though...:hysterical::hysterical:

[christiedavid3]

Me too...coulda skipped the gym today!!!! That is too hilarious!!!!

[DrSally]

Okay, so that's the best laugh I've had in a long time. Are you kidding me...ass bread?! What would you serve that with...vagina baked ham?

:ROTFLMAO:

:hysterical::hysterical:

ETA: OMG, the pictures are too funny!

[sansdieu]

Too funny!!! You can't post things like that during work hours -- a person from the office next door stopped by to see what the commotion was about (it was me and the officemates cracking up).

[mama2g03]

I am rolling! Saw this thread earlier today and had to check it after I just got home. I am laughing my, well, you know, off! Thanks for the pics, Jo!

[DrSally]

So after seeing this disclaimer on amazon, I'm even more curious:

Legal Disclaimer
Actual product packaging and materials may contain more and different information than what is shown on our website. We recommend that you do not rely solely on the information presented and that you always read labels, warnings, and directions before using or consuming a product.

So does Ass bread contain Asses? 100% pure asses? Are they mixed with other things? What warnings accompany ass bread?

When I've seen this disclaimer, it's usually b/c the product being offered is some sort of "joke" item.

[lchang25000]

And just for the record, I'm counting this as my ab workout for the day. Anyone else?

It's my ab workout for the rest of the week (or maybe year)! :D

[brismom]

thanks for the laughs, made my middle of the night pumping session entertaining