Hysterical office posters

[kijip]

I am helping to decorate a new office and a co-worker sent this to me as an April Fools joke to decorate for the move:

http://despair.com/viewall.html

Scroll to see the spoofed motivational posters.

Favorite slogan?

Meetings: none of us is as dumb as all of us.

[crl]

When I worked, a million years ago, one of my colleagues decorated her office with these. They were hilarious.

Catherine

[mamicka]

those are really funny!

[KpbS]

These are really very funny! Thanks for sharing!

[elektra]

I've seen these before too.
My favorite:

PROCRASTINATION
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

[egoldber]

I love despair.com. :)

[Twoboos]

I love despair.com. :)

:yeahthat: So many of these could have been put up in my old office!

I also love:

MISTAKES: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

[SkyrMommy]

I loved the sanity poster: Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.

:hysterical:

[alexsmommy]

I used to go look at these after particularly painful meetings. They've always made me laugh. Thanks for the reminder.

[jerigirl]

I love despair.com. :)

:yeahthat: I have gotten DH a calendar for a Christmas present before. Hilarious!

DH also edited one with a picture of DS a few years ago:
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn175/jerigirleed/Persistence-Demotivator.jpg

[bubbaray]

I love Ambition, Consulting and Meetings. LOL.

ETA:
Ambition: The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very very badly (picture of spawning salmon about to be eaten by a bear).

Consulting: If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us.

[egoldber]

LOL! DH is a consultant and we considered getting the Consulting one for our home office.

I'm pretty fond of Tradition: Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

[SnuggleBuggles]

CLUELESSNESS
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

That's my pick. :)

beth

[maestramommy]

:hysterical:

I love persistence and perspective! :p

Persistence: It's over man, let her go.

Perspective: Less is more. Unless you're standing next to the one with more. Then less just looks pathetic.

Or how about:

Idiocy: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Doh!