elaineandmichaelsmommy
08-08-2010, 01:33 PM
Since some folks thought this was funny in the $itching post I thought I'd post it here too.
DON'T POKE THE PREGNOSAURUS!!!
1.Ask nothing of the pregnosaurus at any time.
2.Do everything the pregnosaurus asks or she will bite.
3.The pregnosaurus has every reason to hate you right now, and no you can't
do anything right so just shut up.
4. The only correct response to anything the pregnosaurus says is "YES DEAR" with a nod and a smile.
And for gods sake don't call her the pregnosaurus to her face if you value your life!!
These are the current pregnosaurus rules. The rules may change at any given time depending on hormone levels or just because the pregnosaurus wishes it.
Do NOT confuse pregnosaurus with lactolotapus or postpartumraptor (which is a being to be feared) they are two totally differant beings. The rules for lactolotapus will be given to you after pregnosaurus's departure.
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Let me know what you think. Dh and I had fun coming up with this.
DON'T POKE THE PREGNOSAURUS!!!
1.Ask nothing of the pregnosaurus at any time.
2.Do everything the pregnosaurus asks or she will bite.
3.The pregnosaurus has every reason to hate you right now, and no you can't
do anything right so just shut up.
4. The only correct response to anything the pregnosaurus says is "YES DEAR" with a nod and a smile.
And for gods sake don't call her the pregnosaurus to her face if you value your life!!
These are the current pregnosaurus rules. The rules may change at any given time depending on hormone levels or just because the pregnosaurus wishes it.
Do NOT confuse pregnosaurus with lactolotapus or postpartumraptor (which is a being to be feared) they are two totally differant beings. The rules for lactolotapus will be given to you after pregnosaurus's departure.
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Let me know what you think. Dh and I had fun coming up with this.