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nrp
10-27-2010, 09:41 PM
A HS classmate of mine has a (very funny) blog and posted this today:

http://thestir.cafemom.com/beauty_style/111598/the_vulva_necklace_would_you?next=11

Anyone eyeing one for a Christmas present???

The chocolate vulvas really take it to the next level.
boogiemomz
10-27-2010, 09:45 PM
I am speechless. Is that for real?

The knitted head-scarf bit was pretty funny, though. :ROTFLMAO:
LMPC
10-27-2010, 09:46 PM
:hysterical:

Thanks for posting this...I was wondering what to get some hard-to-buy-for friends!! Problem solved!
♥ms.pacman♥
10-27-2010, 09:47 PM
wow. indeed those chocolate ones..eek..

reminds me of this site that makes purses with vulvas on them (found out about these from a purse forum). i love purses, but don't think i could ever walk around with one of these!

http://www.artgoddess.com/purses.htm
nrp
10-27-2010, 09:52 PM
wow. indeed those chocolate ones..eek..

reminds me of this site that makes purses with vulvas on them (found out about these from a purse forum). i love purses, but don't think i could ever walk around with one of these!

http://www.artgoddess.com/purses.htm

Buy a purse and a necklace and you have a veritable vulva ensemble.
Melaine
10-27-2010, 09:54 PM
Etsy can be a fairly frightening place.
Raidra
10-27-2010, 09:55 PM
That's awesome. :) Although I have to wonder about the poor woman who has a green vulva.. yikes! And teeth? Ouch.

I've seen some slightly more discreet jewelry like this: http://www.midwiferytoday.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=MT&Product_Code=C409RW6
and
http://www.etsy.com/listing/57129378/crowning

They're not as bad, but still..
wellyes
10-27-2010, 10:22 PM
I've known a couple of lesbians who are into that sort of representative jewelry (not so much the baby crowning one, though - yowza).
jenfromnj
10-27-2010, 10:43 PM
Regresty.com has some great etsy finds.
kransden
10-27-2010, 11:16 PM
For the person who has everything. I bet they don't have that in a necklace form. :rotflmao:
MamaSnoo
10-27-2010, 11:26 PM
Why are we making fun of my etsy store? I don't understand...........:confused:
elizabethkott
10-27-2010, 11:45 PM
Oh sweet God.
If I had known how much money there was to be had in the creation of vulva purses, I would have forgone my calling as a teacher long ago...
Have you looked at some of the prices attached to the velvet vulva purses?! For that amount of money, you could buy a real one! (for a few hours, at least... ;) )
marit
10-28-2010, 12:35 AM
O For that amount of money, you could buy a real one! (for a few hours, at least... ;) )

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
BelleoftheBallFlagstaff
10-28-2010, 02:43 AM
That's awesome. :) Although I have to wonder about the poor woman who has a green vulva.. yikes! And teeth? Ouch.

I've seen some slightly more discreet jewelry like this: http://www.midwiferytoday.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=MT&Product_Code=C409RW6
and
http://www.etsy.com/listing/57129378/crowning

They're not as bad, but still..

For anyone that has ever read Wicked, the green one reminds me of someone...
jse107
10-28-2010, 09:12 AM
I just really don't know what to say....
MamaMolly
10-28-2010, 09:18 AM
Why are we making fun of my etsy store? I don't understand...........:confused:

Just about peed on myself reading that one! Thanks! :hysterical:
MamaMolly
10-28-2010, 09:28 AM
The whole thing just gives me the creeps. It reminds me of those baby-doll hand soaps. Like parts were chopped off for art work. Ick.
nov04
10-28-2010, 10:29 AM
I could almost imagine giving the chocolate to ils (an OB and nurse) to eat at dinner one night. How would I keep a straight face????
nov04
10-28-2010, 10:37 AM
Regresty.com has some great etsy finds.

Very interesting!!!
BillK
10-28-2010, 10:40 AM
Wonder if any Etsy sellers could make me an entire Vulva family decal for the window of our mini-van?
Dream
10-28-2010, 12:00 PM
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Dream
10-28-2010, 12:02 PM
For that amount of money, you could buy a real one! (for a few hours, at least... ;) )

:rotflmao: :hysterical:
MamaSnoo
10-28-2010, 03:55 PM
Wonder if any Etsy sellers could make me an entire Vulva family decal for the window of our mini-van?

But, Bill, you would not need a vulva to represent yourself, I assume....
BillK
10-28-2010, 04:03 PM
But, Bill, you would not need a vulva to represent yourself, I assume....

Well having the anatomically correct representations may be a bit too much for public display. :p
nmosur
10-28-2010, 07:10 PM
Why is this suprising?? Wasn't Georgia O'Keefe's claim to fame (and lots of money) because of what her paintings alluding to the "vulva"