Totally random funny

[trales]

I was at the dermatologist today getting a mole removed from my chest and DD asks why I was wearing a gown and they closed the curtain in front of the door. I replied that it was so if the door opened no one would see me.

DD responded why, I like to be naked, can I get naked right now.

[elliput]

:ROTFLMAO: That is cute!

[lalasmama]

LOL!

DD recently told me she was going to have a naked parade. Sure enough, about 5 minutes before bath time, she was nakey-as-a-jaybird, marching around her room with a baton!

I had a procedure the other day, and had to have my gown open in front. SO thought it was great fun, as anytime I shifted, he got a booby flash! (DD would have found this equally humorous, and would have asked if she could show her boobies too.)

[Melaine]

I told the girls I was getting a new computer (iPad). Dd2 asked if it would have princesses on it. I told her no, just a normal screen. Then she asked if it would have "accessories". I, of course, asked what those were and she said, "You know, pretty stuff."