Oh.my.gosh. soooo embarassed....

[gatorsmom]

Ok, my face is red and I'm totally blushing and laughing at the same time. I just KNEW I should be more careful about what I left open on the internet.

Some of you may remember a couple of days ago the thread about the sex demonstration at Northwestern University. I added my 2 cents by saying something snarky about predicting that future universities would be teaching classes about orgies and erotic asphyxiation. and I had windows opened to that article AND erotic asphyxiation but reduced at the bottom of the screen.

And since my dad passed away last Wednesday, my ILs flew up from down south to help us with the kids and other stuff. Well, guess who was looking at my computer today? I came into my office and found both my FIL AND my MIL working on my computer. For at least an hour each of them. What are the odds that they clicked on my open internet windows?

I'm sure they are thinking, "yeah, mm hmm, sure she's a good Catholic girl. Just lots of talk...."

They are sitting in my living room right now. How do I walk out there and look them in the eye????

[jenstring95]

:rotflmao:

[daisymommy]

:47: :shy: Uh-oh!

[twowhat?]

Oh geez...maybe you can crawl into a hole and never come out...

[gatorsmom]

Oh geez...maybe you can crawl into a hole and never come out...

oh no, do you think it's that bad? I was starting to think oh well, who cares. Or I was hoping that maybe out of respect they didn't look.

I just gotta take a deep breath and pretend like there is nothing to be embarrased about. Because there isn't, right?

[twowhat?]

oh no, do you think it's that bad? I was starting to think oh well, who cares. Or I was hoping that maybe out of respect they didn't look.

I just gotta take a deep breath and pretend like there is nothing to be embarrased about. Because there isn't, right?

I was being purposefully dramatic:) But...yes I would be so mortified!!! The good news: at least it wasn't porn that they came across on your computer:)

And I agree with pretending there is nothing to be embarrassed about. Because really if they were to go and look at the article/video it's clearly just one of those "news-worthy" stories.

[longtallsally05]

Hopefully your MIL won't be as big a busy body as my MIL is and she won't ask you about your sex life. Now that's an awkward conversation no matter how fast you say "None of your business!"

Act like butter won't melt in your mouth.

[rin]

Er, well, if they actually did click over and see the tabs, then they definitely might be having some interesting thoughts about you!

What if you somehow casually brought up a story you'd read recently about sex acts being demonstrated at Northwestern, and then based on how they respond either just turn the conversation to "what are the schools doing these days!" (if they don't seem to be making any connections) or "yeah, I was so surprised, I googled some things mentioned in there!"?

[sariana]

What are the odds that they clicked on my open internet windows?

Well, maybe not very good at all. I wouldn't click on someone else's open windows. But then again, I am no one's MIL. Who knows what I'll be like when/if DC get married someday?:ROTFLMAO:

Seriously, they probably didn't even notice. And if they did look, THEY should be ashamed of themselves for violating your privacy.

[MamaMolly]

I wonder if you are going to get a new scarf for Christmas...

[gatorsmom]

I wonder if you are going to get a new scarf for Christmas...


:hysterical: Or, maybe I should give THEM one.... Really, crawling in a hole sounds like a VERY good idea. I still can't bring myself to leave our office.

[MamaMolly]

Get out there, girl! Head held high. I'll mail you a crisp $1 bill if you'll go put DH in a hammerlock and noogie his head, though.

[gatorsmom]

Get out there, girl! Head held high. I'll mail you a crisp $1 bill if you'll go put DH in a hammerlock and noogie his head, though.

I think I just peed my pants.

Oh, update- my MIL just tentatively knocked on the office door and asked if she could come in. That's when I burst out laughing. She came in and I was laughing so hard I couldn't talk. Then I told her why. She had a good laugh too and said she didn't open the windows. Then I mentioned MamaMolly's scarf idea and she started laughing so hard she couldn't talk. Then MIL went out and asked FIL if he had heard of the Northwestern story and he had a good laugh. Apparently, MIL hadn't heard of it but FIL had so we talked about it a bit. All is well. Except for that dildo FIL found under my mattress when DH and I were newly engaged and he and FIL were moving my bedroom furniture. But I've buried that one so far in my memory that I'm not even sure it happened anymore.

[mctlaw]

:47:

Oh my this thread just gets better and better!

[crl]

:hysterical:

Catherine

[Kitten007]

:hysterical: :bowdown: :hysterical: :bowdown:

This so made my night!!! :popc1:

[TwinFoxes]

Get out there, girl! Head held high. I'll mail you a crisp $1 bill if you'll go put DH in a hammerlock and noogie his head, though.

:ROTFLMAO: You are on a roll!

BTW, I'm, I don't know if impressed is the right word, but I'm "something" that Lisa's MIL knew what auto-erotic asphyxiation is! Glad it turned into a funny moment.

[JTsMom]

:hysterical::ROTFLMAO::hysterical:

When we do the best threads of the year, I'm nominating this one! I would have died, especially considering their previous discovery! Lisa, you handled it so well- that's really impressive!

[momm]

Mamamolly, you made me pee my pants this morning..

OP glad it worked out in the end. :D

[Corie]

Your FIL probably wishes MIL was more adventurous
in the bedroom.

[zag95]

good laugh on this one!!! :hysterical:

[LMPC]

:hysterical: So funny!!!

[Globetrotter]

I loved the way it turned out! :bighand: You have some cool IL's!

[BabyMine]

I think I just peed my pants.

Oh, update- my MIL just tentatively knocked on the office door and asked if she could come in. That's when I burst out laughing. She came in and I was laughing so hard I couldn't talk. Then I told her why. She had a good laugh too and said she didn't open the windows. Then I mentioned MamaMolly's scarf idea and she started laughing so hard she couldn't talk. Then MIL went out and asked FIL if he had heard of the Northwestern story and he had a good laugh. Apparently, MIL hadn't heard of it but FIL had so we talked about it a bit. All is well. Except for that dildo FIL found under my mattress when DH and I were newly engaged and he and FIL were moving my bedroom furniture. But I've buried that one so far in my memory that I'm not even sure it happened anymore.

Did you get it back?

[gatorsmom]

Did you get it back?
Yeah. Maybe he already had one and didn't want mine. :D Thank goodness I wasn't there when they moved the bed. DH didn't tell me about that incident for a long time. I wish he hadn't told me at all.

[MamaMolly]

I dont suppose they *ever* asked your DH why he married YOU! ;)

[WolfpackMom]

Too funny, Im glad your ILs have a good sense of humor!

[DrSally]

:ROTFLMAO: Very funny!

[DrSally]

... Except for that dildo FIL found under my mattress when DH and I were newly engaged and he and FIL were moving my bedroom furniture. But I've buried that one so far in my memory that I'm not even sure it happened anymore.

OMG!! That is hilarious and mortifying at the same time.

[AshleyAnn]

You've had 4 kids. The secret is out - you've had sex...and you like it.

[kijip]

Oh lordy Lisa! That is quite a funny story for the dinner party tidbits, after everyone has had a glass of wine.

The dildo thing happened to me with my family helping us move one time. I understand. I later became the tightest packer ever as a result- everything, and I mean everything is in a sealed box that will fit when people arrive to schlep boxes. :tongue5:

[Melanie]

LMAO! Comic Relief is good. :22: