twowhat?
05-05-2011, 11:44 PM
Sorry if this has been posted before - I searched for the book title and author here and turned up nothing.
This is an actual book. As in, you can pre-order it from Amazon. A friend of mine sent me a copy and I think I gave myself a hernia from laughing so hard.
The first few pages reads:
“The cats nestle close to their kittens.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the f@#k to sleep.”
"The windows are dark in the town, child.
The whales huddle down in the deep.
I’ll read you one very last book if you swear
You’ll go the f@#k to sleep."
"The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep.
I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullsh*t. Stop lying.
Lie the f@#k down, my darling, and sleep."
And it actually gets even funnier.
And here's an article about the book:
http://moms.today.com/_news/2011/04/26/6534646-want-another-bedtime-story-sweetie-heres-one-go-the-fk-to-sleep
I am SO not a foul-mouthed person but I was totally reading this aloud to DH and we were rolling!!!
This is an actual book. As in, you can pre-order it from Amazon. A friend of mine sent me a copy and I think I gave myself a hernia from laughing so hard.
The first few pages reads:
“The cats nestle close to their kittens.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the f@#k to sleep.”
"The windows are dark in the town, child.
The whales huddle down in the deep.
I’ll read you one very last book if you swear
You’ll go the f@#k to sleep."
"The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep.
I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullsh*t. Stop lying.
Lie the f@#k down, my darling, and sleep."
And it actually gets even funnier.
And here's an article about the book:
http://moms.today.com/_news/2011/04/26/6534646-want-another-bedtime-story-sweetie-heres-one-go-the-fk-to-sleep
I am SO not a foul-mouthed person but I was totally reading this aloud to DH and we were rolling!!!