sarahsthreads
05-11-2011, 06:01 PM
DD2,
I love you to death, but getting you out of diapers might push me right over the edge. How is it that you could use the potty every. single. time. you had to go on Sunday and Monday, but now you've spent the past two days refusing to sit on it and peeing all over the floor (and your clothes, and your shoes) instead?!? Clearly you are capable of using the potty. You knew when you had to go for two days, every time.
And seriously? What's with the holding it for 6 solid hours despite drinking 20+ ounces of water, and then peeing a gallon *next* to the potty? Are you part camel?
I have been nothing but kind and understanding - I realize that this is a new skill that you are learning - but if you refuse to sit on the potty after being asked and then pee all over the floor 30 seconds later again I am going to leave the country. Forever.
Love,
Your mother who is running out of paper towels.
(Ladies, I seriously need a box of wine and a twisty straw here...)
I love you to death, but getting you out of diapers might push me right over the edge. How is it that you could use the potty every. single. time. you had to go on Sunday and Monday, but now you've spent the past two days refusing to sit on it and peeing all over the floor (and your clothes, and your shoes) instead?!? Clearly you are capable of using the potty. You knew when you had to go for two days, every time.
And seriously? What's with the holding it for 6 solid hours despite drinking 20+ ounces of water, and then peeing a gallon *next* to the potty? Are you part camel?
I have been nothing but kind and understanding - I realize that this is a new skill that you are learning - but if you refuse to sit on the potty after being asked and then pee all over the floor 30 seconds later again I am going to leave the country. Forever.
Love,
Your mother who is running out of paper towels.
(Ladies, I seriously need a box of wine and a twisty straw here...)