Cam&Clay
06-03-2011, 02:08 PM
Dear Child in CVS with the toy horn,
I know you are young and English is not your native language. You are very good at ignoring the looks of everyone in the store as you repeatedly blow that horn. Sneaking up behind people to scare them is just awesome. Grabbing things off the shelves and throwing them on the floor while still blowing the horn shows incredible talent.
Dear Parent of the Child in CVS,
Do you know where your child is? I'll give you a hint. Follow the sound of the toy horn. He is destroying the store and you are looking at magazines. You are lucky that the rest of us didn't chip in and buy the toy horn so your adorable child could take it home with him for your at-home enjoyment.
Sincerely,
EVERYONE in CVS
I know you are young and English is not your native language. You are very good at ignoring the looks of everyone in the store as you repeatedly blow that horn. Sneaking up behind people to scare them is just awesome. Grabbing things off the shelves and throwing them on the floor while still blowing the horn shows incredible talent.
Dear Parent of the Child in CVS,
Do you know where your child is? I'll give you a hint. Follow the sound of the toy horn. He is destroying the store and you are looking at magazines. You are lucky that the rest of us didn't chip in and buy the toy horn so your adorable child could take it home with him for your at-home enjoyment.
Sincerely,
EVERYONE in CVS