50 Shades of.... a boring sex life.

[Carrots]

Dh was just folding laundry in our bedroom. I was laying on the bed reading. I hear DH say, "Hey... What is this?"

I look up. He is holding a thong between his fingers.

I look at him with seductive eyes and say, "Do you want me to put them on?"

Dh looks at me with the deer in the headlights look. Something is not right - he is confused. I blurt out, "It is a thong, DH!"

He is mortified.

I can't stop laughing.

The end.

[AngelaS]

ROTFL! You obviously need to wear it more so he knows what it is. ;)

[crl]

I think you need to buy a garter belt and then a month later a bustier and then a month later some crotchless panties. . . .

Catherine

[DrSally]

Too funny!

[AnnieW625]

he he....does he know about the Rabbit?

[Carrots]

he he....does he know about the Rabbit?

He does and wants nothing to do with it. :ROTFLMAO:

[Carrots]

I think you need to buy a garter belt and then a month later a bustier and then a month later some crotchless panties. . . .

Catherine

I like this idea!

[trcy]

:hysterical: your poor DH

[Carrots]

:hysterical: your poor DH

I think he is afraid of me.

[newnana]

That.is.awesome.

DH is not afraid of me, but pleasantly surprised sometimes. Yesterday I was wearing one I found in the back of my drawer. I haven't been shopping for unmentionables in close to a decade. DH saw it and asked if I had been shopping. I told him I was pulling from the archives.

Turns out he's a fan of the archives.

[Carrots]

That.is.awesome.

DH is not afraid of me, but pleasantly surprised sometimes. Yesterday I was wearing one I found in the back of my drawer. I haven't been shopping for unmentionables in close to a decade. DH saw it and asked if I had been shopping. I told him I was pulling from the archives.

Turns out he's a fan of the archives.

Love it!! :D

[hellokitty]

Lol! Carrots, I can't look at your avatar next to your username w/o snickering. :tongue5:

[jgenie]

Lol! Carrots, I can't look at your avatar next to your username w/o snickering. :tongue5:

Me too!!!

[kozachka]

I am trying to decide whether it's better to have DH that knows what thong is or the one who folds laundry. I got mine used to the former many years ago, but have yet to get him to put away, let alone fold, even his own laundry. Forget about my underwear. And he does not want me to buy a rabbit or any other 'animals'. H-m-m... Maybe I should keep my thoughts to myself on what I'd pick since it's a public forum.

[MamaMolly]

I am trying to decide whether it's better to have DH that knows what thong is or the one who folds laundry.

Definitely laundry. I call it Choreplay. Sadly, DH is about as into Choreplay as he is foreplay. Adding boring beige to 50 shades....

[dcmom2b3]

I told him I was pulling from the archives.

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: You've got archives? I am not hereby not worthy to comment on any newnana post till I go out and stock my library, much alone build an archive! Get it girl!

[oneplustwo]

This entire thread has me in complete stitches. :hysterical: