Some things you just cant Unsee!

Dear woman at the beach,

I am SO pleased that you are comfortable in your 60+ yo overly sun baked skin. Just because your boobs are now at waist level does NOT mean that it is a good idea to be topless on the public beach. Esp since you just pulled your one piece down rather than wear a more discrete 2 piece. Yes, I understand plus sized 2 piece bathing suits can be hard to find.

Its been 3 days and I still cant unsee it!

similarly: I'm still unable to see a 60+ year old lady in Trieste, Italy jumping rope topless at the "beach" which was really some broken concrete seawall TWENTY years ago. Jumping rope with the overly sun-baked skin and drooped waist-level boobs!!!

Glad I wasn’t at that beach too.

I’m still traumatized from the John Oliver fake senate re-election commercial about Mitch McConnell’s balls. But it’s so hilarious and worth the “I can’t unsee that” situation

I was early 20s, friend organizes to go para sailing off a bluff overlooking a beach. I didn’t ask exact location until that day. She wasn’t from my area and didn’t know you landed on the nudist beach. I went first with the instructor. Amazing experience, until we landed. I had to wait while the instructor hiked back up the bluff to come down with my friend. I spent an hour the only clothed person seeing more 60+ pubic hair (male and female) than I ever needed to see in my life.


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Originally Posted by niccig

I was early 20s, friend organizes to go para sailing off a bluff overlooking a beach. I didn’t ask exact location until that day. She wasn’t from my area and didn’t know you landed on the nudist beach. I went first with the instructor. Amazing experience, until we landed. I had to wait while the instructor hiked back up the bluff to come down with my friend. I spent an hour the only clothed person seeing more 60+ pubic hair (male and female) than I ever needed to see in my life.


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Originally Posted by WatchingThemGrow

similarly: I'm still unable to see a 60+ year old lady in Trieste, Italy jumping rope topless at the "beach" which was really some broken concrete seawall TWENTY years ago. Jumping rope with the overly sun-baked skin and drooped waist-level boobs!!!

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My chest hurts just thinking about this. Was she at least holding them up while jumping?

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Originally Posted by klwa

My chest hurts just thinking about this. Was she at least holding them up while jumping?

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Heck no, they were flopping and swirling. Her hands were on the jumprope!


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Originally Posted by WatchingThemGrow

Heck no, they were flopping and swirling. Her hands were on the jumprope!


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:rotflmao::boogie: I QUICKLY learned to wear a GOOD bra on days when my classes have gym in case I have to go in and jump rope with the kids. The 1st time I tried it I was not appropriately dressed. I cant IMAGINE doing it in the buff. And if I may say, mine are not nearly knee length (yet)

Good grief!

I am still traumatized by the time I was in a gym and there was an older woman with her leg up on the sink in the locker room, shaving it. And she was completely naked. :47: :eek:

I was with another woman and we both walked out of there stunned like - did we just see that and how can I immediately and forever UNSEE that!!