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I didn't think these were going to be the first words out of my mouth this morning.
I don't think my preggo boobs are as much fun as everyone else seems to think they are. I woke up to Jack standing next to my bed pushing on my shirt going "Ding-dooonng Diiiing-doooong" (I was wearing earplugs because DH snores too much, so I didn't hear Jack wake up) .
I told him that my nipple isn't a door bell and he says "But it sticks out like one."
It's going to be one of those days.
:hysterical: priceless.
:ROTFLMAO:
That just made my morning.
AWESOME! :hysterical:
Ding dong. Har de har har!!
:hysterical: OMG... love it! you can't make this stuff up!
At least it wasn't ding-dong ditch.
OK, put that one into the baby book :ROTFLMAO:
:hysterical: That really is one to remember!!!
Priceless. Simply priceless.
:bighand:
Thought I would add the little gem from an hour ago- Jack is standing in front of the floor fan:
"When the fan blows in my pajamas, it makes my penis feel good!"
DH says "You got that right!".