DH,
Of the housework I only ask that you do one task and do it on your own without needing weekly reminders, daily reminders, hourly reminders. Please burn/take out the trash. And do all of it, not just the kitchen. And when you do burn the trash, please put the non burnable trash in the trash cans. And please, when I've reminded you 6 times over the weekend don't let me come home from work last night to find that you DIDN'T DO IT. I put DS down for a nap right before I left. You had 2 hours then to do it (and I reminded you before I left). And please wash his booster tray and put the straw cups and plates IN the dishwasher, not next to them. You will be 30 in March. I know you can manage 1 weekly chore and picking up after yourself.
Your not-so-loving pregnant wife.