While I don't have the most attractive feet in the world, they have never caused me any problems. Until now. Oooh, let me back up and give you the WHOLE story behind my big toenail...
Soon after giving birth to Ainsleigh (and for those of you who don't know, it was a rather, er, traumatic experience) my big left toenail (hmmm, my left foot...) began to look weird and soon a strange ridge emerged from the nail bed. A doctor friend confirmed that sometimes nails reflect traumatic experiences and perhaps the two were tied. Fine. Whatever. I have a weird toenail. It will grow out.
Then, beneath the ridge, the nail began to discolor. It was easy to ignore since my toenails are almost always painted. As the nail grew in, the discoloration got larger. I don't know what possessed me to try this, but I began tapping the dicoloration and it sounded hollow. Eventually part of it reached the top of my toenail and the cleaner-outer thing of nail clippers confirmed that it was a big ol air pocket in there now. A doctor said I had a nail fungus that would most likely spread to the rest of my toes and DH's if I wasn't careful. I never really understood what "careful" meant, so I just kept doing what I was doing. My other toenails, as are DH's, are fine.
So a few weeks ago, my hollow toenail (but it wasn't hollow all the way across until just now), split about halfway down the nail, but across (not up and down). It didn't hurt (thank you hollowness), but at the time I thought, 'Hmm, this can't be good.'
Sure enough, last Friday night, I woke up at 3:30am with shooting pain in my toe. I could feel my pulse. I even tried to pry the nail out by myself and proceeded to black out. I ended up cutting it a little and then soaking it. I ended up going back to sleep at 5 am (and seriously considering taking the Tylenol with codeine left over from post-partum). Now the pain comes and goes. I have these "Ingrown Toenail Pain Relief" strips that seem to be helping at times. This morning I swore I was going to go to the doctor first thing Monday, but now I'm not sure. If I can get it to grow out on it's own, then I'd rather not go have it cut out.
Has anyone ever had the intial pain (and a little pus - eeeew. sorry) but NOT had to go to the doctor? A friend told me their doctor said the nail doesn't actually serve a purpose. Why DO we have toenails? Perhaps I'll just have the whole thing removed to avoid future problems. Then it would look weird in sandals, though, I suppose. I could get a press-on nail for it? Or just wear a band-aid? Maybe I'll just have all of them removed - I DO have weird pinky-toenails. Oooh, then they'd be all smooth... Obviously I need to have something else to think about.
But seriously, why does something so SMALL hurt so MUCH? I swear that little thing is machete-ing it's way to the bone (for any Fawlty Towers fans...).