Is what Jonathan told me when I asked him to dust yesterday before his father and step-mother showed up for lunch and to see the new house.
WTF?
I was running around like a nut trying to clean before going to pick up lunch to serve. I couldn't find him anywhere - until I went in the kitchen to find him PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES. I had a few choice words for him and told him that I needed help. He asked what, I told him the downstairs needed to be dusted.
"I don't know how". My response was that I didn't have time to get out the manual, but generally speaking you take one of those white things in your hand and rub the furniture back and forth till the white dust was gone. Also told him that I was sorry that I forgot to include PhD in aeronautics in my list of what was required of my husband.
That's when I got the line, "Well I don't have the eye for it that you do".
Oh yeah. And that was just the START of my day...
-m