Humor for the bitching post! Laugh AND cry at the same time!

[tiapam]

Lost episodes of children's shows:

Clifford Takes a Dump

Where is Caillou's Hair?

Is Caillou's Mommy Pregnant, or Is That The Most Unflattering Top Ever?

Anybody else have a good one?

-Pam

DD - 3 YO

[Marisa6826]

How about

Curious George and the Electric Fence

Daisy and the Bottle of Round Up

Franklin and the Lab Animal Field Trip (a/k/a What Happens to Slacker Turtles)



OK. I admit it. I watch way too much Noggin.




There is an actual Maisy episode where Cyril the Squirrel wets his pants while he's on a playdate at Maisy's house. Jonathan saw it before I did and I thought he was making it up when he told me about it. WTF were they thinking? An incontinent squirrel?

And WTF do none of these characters have parents?

I still want to know how Oswald the apparent Trust Fund Octopus supports himself. He has a car, a pretty snazzy apartment, goes on vacations, eats out regularly, but never works.

I'm also convinced Miffy's parents have either completely abandoned her and her brother, or they're bound and gagged in the basement by Miffy's evil alter-personality, Mona. ;)

-m

[gatorsmom]

thank you, thank you for giving me an awesome belly laugh to cheer me up today. I LOVE Curious George and the Electric Fence. You guys have GOT to think up somemore. I'm hooked.

Lisa
Mom to Gator July 2003
And Cha-Cha July 2005
and surprise! twins due 11/07!

[smilla653]

Max and Ruby: Who left Ruby in charge, and when will she learn not to turn her back while watching Max?

Dora gets Laryngitis (When will she use a normal speaking voice? Why is she yelling at us all the time?)

[deborah_r]

OK, I'm confused. We have a whole Miffy DVD, and I didn't know Miffy had a brother, but I've definitely seen her parents. Am I thinking of a different Miffy?

Has anyone seen the Blue's Clues where they are getting up in the morning and Joe sings a song about using the potty, and actually sings the words "pee" and "poo"? I always get a good laugh at that one.

[Marisa6826]

My bad - not Miffy. Max and Ruby.

Miffy is a kind of creepy, but at least she has parents. :)

-m

[elizabethkott]

"Bob the Builder Explains Workman's Comp"

"Baby Bop Learns To Lapdance"

"Ernie And Bert: The *Real* Significance Of The Rubber Ducky"

"Sponge Bob Absorbs The Entire Ocean And Becomes The Sole Cause Of The Destruction Of Thousands Of Oceanic Ecosystems"

"Fun With E.Coli and Oscar The Grouch"

"Do Purple Dinosaurs Really Bleed Purple Blood From Blunt Force Trauma Wounds?"

[gatorsmom]

More!! More!! These are hysterical.

I'll never look at Rubber Ducky in the same way again.

Lisa
Mom to Gator July 2003
And Cha-Cha July 2005
and surprise! twins due 11/07!

[Snugglibumkins]

Lazy Town's Beach Vacation - Sporticus Sports a Speedo

[Gena]

“Blue’s Big Day: Getting Spayed�

“Max and Ruby Enter Foster Care�
(followed by: “Max’s Psych Eval� – I suspect he has PTSD from witnessing whatever happened to the parents)

Max & Ruby: “The Bunny Scouts Go Camping during Rabbit Season�

“Oobi and the Master Debater�

“Thomas’ Passengers Get Lead Poisoning�

“Sir Topum Hatt and the Hair Plugs�

“Bob’s Ties to Organized Crime�