Oh my god oh my god oh my god.
Juliet, i will contact her in the morning and ask about returns. Honestly, if you are not happy with it, it should go back. I was so afraid of the off-center thing...eeks.. and now the short rise too? oh my god. I would say that someone would buy it even with the rise being short, but the off-center monkey would be a hard sell.
Let me email her and she what she says... have you emailed her yet?