Clothes? Really, what are clothes? Well, okay sometimes she's wearing clothes, or at least a top inside the house. But underpants, what are underpants? You would think they bite her. They are the first things that come off in the morning and they don't go on until we are practically walking out the door to her school. If I had a dollar for everytime I said, "Honey, please put some underpants on" I would treat everyone for lunch or a trip to Paris!
Paula -- mom to Roley Julia, January '02