Pretend I'm James Lipton....

[BabyMine]

Thses are hard questions.

1. What is your favorite word? Thanks
2. What is your least favorite word? hate
3. What turns you on? Everyone helping each other
4. What turns you off? Body Odor
5. What sound or noise do you love? laughter
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Chewing w/your mouth open
7. What is your favorite curse word? Shi$
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Acting
9. What profession would you not like to do? Porn star
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? We made a mistake and we have to send you back.

[infomama]

Oh come on, guys...more! OOps x/posted with Baby mine

[Elilly]

What is your favorite word? Love especially when said with "I" and "you"
What is your least favorite word? Hate
What turns you on (spiritually, emotionally, otherwise)? wit and humor
What turns you off? stupidity
What sound or noise do you love? my children laughing
What sound or noise do you hate? screaming
What is your favorite curse word? the F bomb
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Treating autism
What profession would you not like to do? Fisherman
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome home.

[almostamom]

I'm game.....

1. What is your favorite word? Mommy
2. What is your least favorite word? Uranus
3. What turns you on (spiritually, emotionally, otherwise)? generosity
4. What turns you off? arguments
5. What sound or noise do you love? rain
6. What sound or noise do you hate? alarm clock
7. What is your favorite curse word? F bomb
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? speech pathologist
9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything Mike Rowe attempts
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your Nana and Poppop are sitting right over there. Go see them.

[momof2girls]

here is mine:

1. What is your favorite word? Ethereal
2. What is your least favorite word? F-bomb
3. What turns you on (spiritually, emotionally, otherwise)? Integrity, Wit, Talent in something I admire
4. What turns you off? Self-centeredness
5. What sound or noise do you love? rain
6. What sound or noise do you hate? the neighbors partying at midnight
7. What is your favorite curse word? crap (I go light on the curses)
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Artist (photographer, pianist)
9. What profession would you not like to do? anything involving sewage
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome home!

[TwinFoxes]

[*]What is your favorite word? Warm
[*]What is your least favorite word? "literally" used incorrectly.
[*]What turns you on (spiritually, emotionally, otherwise)? Succeeding at something hard.
[*]What turns you off? Misogynists
[*]What sound or noise do you love? My girls saying "more more" and applauding my singing. trust me, NO ONE else does this.
[*]What sound or noise do you hate? "haha!" said by Nelson from The Simpsons
[*]What is your favorite curse word? I don't swear much, but I do like to drop a good f-bomb while driving.
[*]What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? ER doctor
[*]What profession would you not like to do? Junior High teacher
[*]If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Here's your mom".

[maestramommy]

Don't know John Lipton , but these are always fun.

1. What is your favorite word? smackerel
2. What is your least favorite word? partisan
3. What turns you on (spiritually, emotionally, otherwise)? Singing
4. What turns you off? snobbery
5. What sound or noise do you love? ocean waves
6. What sound or noise do you hate? nails on a blackboard
7. What is your favorite curse word? don't have one
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? carpentry
9. What profession would you not like to do? hotel maid
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome home, let's get to work.

[boolady]

Lets have some fun. Here are the ten questions James Lipton asks all the big actors on Inside the Actors Studio. I really enjoy listening to their responses. Wanna play?

1. What is your favorite word? Mommy
2. What is your least favorite word? emergent
3. What turns you on (spiritually, emotionally, otherwise)? taking care of my family; reading an inspiring book
4. What turns you off? loud/chaotic environments
5. What sound or noise do you love? DD's voice (well, most of the time)
6. What sound or noise do you hate? alarm clock
7. What is your favorite curse word? f***
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? chef/caterer
9. What profession would you not like to do? miner
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your loved ones are right over here. They've been waiting for you...

I tried not to read anyone else's answers, too.

[Corie]

1. What is your favorite word? potpourri

2. What is your least favorite word? hole

3. What turns you on (spiritually, emotionally, otherwise)? sense of humor, brown eyes, feeling protected/taken care of

4. What turns you off? body odor

5. What sound or noise do you love? laughter

6. What sound or noise do you hate? walking on crunchy snow

7. What is your favorite curse word? I like most of them.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Pole dancer or
something in Geriatrics (I love old people.)

9. What profession would you not like to do? Mike Rowe's Dirty Jobs

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Let's go find your Mom. She can't wait to see you."

[pb&j]

What is your favorite word? Yes
What is your least favorite word? Alls (b/c it is not a word)
What turns you on (spiritually, emotionally, otherwise)? Curiosity
What turns you off? Willful ignorance
What sound or noise do you love? When I'm lying in bed in the morning and I can hear DS bopping all over the house playing after he wakes up
What sound or noise do you hate? The house settling
What is your favorite curse word? F***
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? You know on car commercials where the disclaimer says "Professional driver, closed course"? I want to be that driver. I'd also like to be a pastry chef.
What profession would you not like to do? Fast food restaurant employee
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Now you get to find out everything you ever wanted to know.