Pretend I'm James Lipton....

[graciebellesmomma]

What is your favorite word? Mama
What is your least favorite word? No
What turns you on (spiritually, emotionally, otherwise)? My husband's lips, trust and intelligence
What turns you off? Ignorance coupled with arrogance
What sound or noise do you love? My daughter's voice...my husband singing
What sound or noise do you hate? The alarm clock
What is your favorite curse word? Mothertrucker! Not a big swearer after having kids.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Successful rock star
What profession would you not like to do? Porta potty maintainer
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Your son has been waiting for you....patiently and for a long time! (not ready to go anytime soon, but do look forward to seeing him again)

[MMMommy]

1. What is your favorite word? Spicy
2. What is your least favorite word? "Lover" (as in "blank is my lover"). To quote Gerard Depardieu's character in the film My Father the Hero, "Lover, oh, God! I hate that word. It's so... so graphic."
3. What turns you on (spiritually, emotionally, otherwise)? Good food!
4. What turns you off? visibly dirty ears (as in, visible ear wax - sorry to be so graphic) and people who love to hear themselves talk
5. What sound or noise do you love? the laughter of my girls
6. What sound or noise do you hate? the sound of whining
7. What is your favorite curse word? S**t
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Writer for a food magazine
9. What profession would you not like to do? Professional mover
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You came so late!"

[JoyNChrist]

What is your favorite word? Lollipop (it's so fun to say)
What is your least favorite word? Titties (call them boobs, breasts, whatever, but not the T word!)
What turns you on (spiritually, emotionally, otherwise)? confidence & positivity
What turns you off? complaining
What sound or noise do you love? Avery's laugh
What sound or noise do you hate? my alarm clock
What is your favorite curse word? Damn/Dammit (I'm embarrassed to tell you how old my son was the first time he used this...)
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Photographer
What profession would you not like to do? Surgeon (I can't handle blood)
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Good job. You did everything you could with what I gave you."

[JoyNChrist]

2. What is your least favorite word? "Lover" (as in "blank is my lover"). To quote Gerard Depardieu's character in the film My Father the Hero, "Lover, oh, God! I hate that word. It's so... so graphic."

Ooh, I agree! I literally cringe when I hear someone say that.

[fumofu]

What is your favorite word? Lackadaisical
What is your least favorite word? Preggers
What turns you on (spiritually, emotionally, otherwise)? My DH
What turns you off? Bad drivers
What sound or noise do you love? Laughter
What sound or noise do you hate? Loud, grammatically incorrect language
What is your favorite curse word? F*** - it's a classic!
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Pharmacist, or nurse
What profession would you not like to do? Waitress
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Now do you believe that I exist?!

[Cam&Clay]

What is your favorite word? doodlebug
What is your least favorite word? Fart
What turns you on (spiritually, emotionally, otherwise)? non-judgmental people
What turns you off? religious people who believe others should believe exactly what they believe
What sound or noise do you love? my kids laughing
What sound or noise do you hate? screaming kids
What is your favorite curse word? f word
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? writer of young adult lit
What profession would you not like to do? food service of any kind
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your mom can't wait to see you!