I didn't think these were going to be the first words out of my mouth this morning.

I don't think my preggo boobs are as much fun as everyone else seems to think they are. I woke up to Jack standing next to my bed pushing on my shirt going "Ding-dooonng Diiiing-doooong" (I was wearing earplugs because DH snores too much, so I didn't hear Jack wake up) .
I told him that my nipple isn't a door bell and he says "But it sticks out like one."

It's going to be one of those days.