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    Default "Jack, honey, my nipple isn't a door bell."

    I didn't think these were going to be the first words out of my mouth this morning.

    I don't think my preggo boobs are as much fun as everyone else seems to think they are. I woke up to Jack standing next to my bed pushing on my shirt going "Ding-dooonng Diiiing-doooong" (I was wearing earplugs because DH snores too much, so I didn't hear Jack wake up) .
    I told him that my nipple isn't a door bell and he says "But it sticks out like one."

    It's going to be one of those days.

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    priceless.

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    That just made my morning.
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    AWESOME!

    Ding dong. Har de har har!!
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    Lula '06 outgrew her allergy to milk & eggs, still allergic to peanuts and cats
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    OMG... love it! you can't make this stuff up!
    big sister (11/09)
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    "I guess that's the real circle of life. Your parents faked their way through it, you fake your way through it, and hopefully you don't raise a serial killer." --Phil Dunphy, Modern Family

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    At least it wasn't ding-dong ditch.
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    Since one just does not simply walk into Mordor, I say we form a conga line and dance our way in.
    Excuse me, are you in a play​?

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    OK, put that one into the baby book
    DD - 8
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    That really is one to remember!!!
    DD 4/09 DS 8/12

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    Priceless. Simply priceless.


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    Thought I would add the little gem from an hour ago- Jack is standing in front of the floor fan:
    "When the fan blows in my pajamas, it makes my penis feel good!"


    DH says "You got that right!".

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