Random comments I've heard today...

[maestramommy]

Your bro, smack him upside the head (I have a much younger bro too)

Strangers, ugh. Some people just don't think

[KrisM]

The thing I really hated was all the people constantly fondling my belly. Perfect strangers in stores. The worst was a lady I work with who went to grab my belly, missed and instead grabbed my breasts in front of my boss when we were sitting down to a meeting. I was so mortified.

I hated the belly touching. If someone asked if they could touch my stomach, I said "yes, as long as I can touch yours". And if they didn't ask, I just did the same to them.

[swissair81]

Seriously, I must have a sign on me that says 'keep away'. For 4 pregnancies now, no one has laid a finger on me. Or even attempted to.

[sste]

Swissair, I want to borrow some of your bad-a*s pregnancy karma that keeps the touchers away!

Also, I remembered another one - - from last pregnancy, my dear father, "Look at the pot on you."

Basically, after visiting my family I am DELIGHTED to endure the mere everyday, insensitive comments from strangers about twins, how big I am, etc.