Dear Dentist:
You are a good dentist. We were bonded together as I choked on the tooth fragment and you performed the heimlich. You are the only person I trust to perform painful procedures in my mouth. I used to get nervous hot flashes when I had dentist appointments. Now, I still get hot flashes when I see you, but its because... well... uummm... well... I can't tell you the number of "dreams" of mine you have starred in.
That being said, I hate that I met you when I had a tooth removed 3 years ago. I equally hate the fact that I will be lying there on your exam table again this week, having another tooth removed.
In the future, can you save me from the teeth *before* they break please??
Signed,
You Patient Who Has Crappy Teeth and One Hot Dentist
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11-05-2010 #1
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Dear Dentist:
--Mimi
Mom to Lala (2004), Bonus Mom to Big Sis 1 (1991) and Big Sis 2 (1992)
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11-06-2010 #2
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Mimi, please don't take this the wrong way but....
Seriously, this BP reads like a romance novel! Imagine how well the innuendos would work...."bonded," "drilled," "heimlich" -- get going! Don't miss your calling
This could be a best seller!!
In all seriousness....did he really have to do the heimlich on you?!Mommy to a total chatterbox
DD now tells me she prefers to be known as a
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Originally Posted by LMPC
Seriously, this BP reads like a romance novel! Imagine how well the innuendos would work...."bonded," "drilled," "heimlich" -- get going! Don't miss your calling This could be a best seller!!
Do you ever wonder if you say anything about how hot he is while your under the laughing gas or whatever while hes working? Oh my it could be the Britney episode of Glee only you and the dentist!!!
Hope your teeth are feeling better soon!DS 1/10 "boo-boo"
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11-06-2010 #4
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I'll get started on the romance novel now! Originally Posted by LMPC
Mimi, please don't take this the wrong way but....
Seriously, this BP reads like a romance novel! Imagine how well the innuendos would work...."bonded," "drilled," "heimlich" -- get going! Don't miss your calling This could be a best seller!!
In all seriousness....did he really have to do the heimlich on you?!
Yes, he has done the heimlich on me... he was removing a tooth that actually cracked further as he was pulling it out, and it fell out of the puller things and straight down to my throat. He pushed me towards his assistant, did the heimlich, and, seeing that I was okay, said "Well, that's a first time I won't soon forget!"
As cute as he is, it really freaking sucks that our "dates" are centered around me getting teeth removed!!--Mimi
Mom to Lala (2004), Bonus Mom to Big Sis 1 (1991) and Big Sis 2 (1992)
Grammy to Big Kindy Kid (2011), Big Pre-K Kid (2012),
Grandbaby Appendage (2014), and New Baby Grandboy (summer 2017)
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