1) Orange juice passes easily for vodka orange.
2) Ginger ale cut with seltezer or 7-up looks like a white wine spritzer.
3) Coke looks the same with or without rum.
Tales you can tell:
1) I promised DH I would be the Des Driver so he could cut loose.
2) I have to be up early to go yard saling, volunteering, new work out group whatever tomorrow.
3) I have a migraine setting in and don't want to make it worse.
4) I am going low carb and that means no booze.
5) I have a bit of an upset stomach and am going to stick to seltzer.
6) I got too much sun today and think I better sit this one out.
7) I am on antibiotics and can't imbibe.
8) I have a canker sore in my mouth and the alcohol is killing me.
9) I was drinking earlier and already hit my limit, you must have missed it.
10) DH says I get too wild in bed when I drink and I promised we'd have sex later.
P.S.
I told the kids at work that I have a little tummy bug and that is why I have been puking lately. A little tiny bug in my tummy.
Last edited by amldaley; 06-30-2011 at 08:28 PM.
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A-M
happy mother to DD1, 7/08 & DD2, 2/12
charter member of the BBB I Love Brussels Sprouts Society, 1/11
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