View Poll Results: Do you know what a queef is?

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    Never heard it.

    ETA: It's pretty obvious from context what it means from the thread. I have honestly never hung out with kids or adults who would use that kind of term.

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    I learned it from Southpark.

    What I don't know (and don't intend to google because I don't need the cookies that search would stow on my desktop!) is: is it a crude slang term for that body function, or is it just the correct word for something we don't discuss much?

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    I'm pretty sure I learned it in middle school. I definitely knew what it meant by sophomore year of high school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uno-Mom View Post
    I learned it from Southpark.

    What I don't know (and don't intend to google because I don't need the cookies that search would stow on my desktop!) is: is it a crude slang term for that body function, or is it just the correct word for something we don't discuss much?
    It's the crude slag term, I believe. Per the All Knowing Wikipedia, the correct term is "vaginal flatulence". Other words for this include: vart, queef, and fanny fart [mostly British]. Per Urban Dictionary, it can also be called a coochie cough, lady tornado, quafe (apparently this is a queef that is strong enough to be earthquake like--glad that's not me!), queeb....

    Ah, yeah, that's going to be embarrassing if anyone checks my search history!
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    I heard it when I was 19 in college..
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    I don't know when I learned of it. I was a pretty sheltered child/teen, so I would guess that I didn't learn until late teens or early 20s. I may not have even known about it until it actually happened... Yeah, no clue when I found out about it--either that it happened, or that it was possible, or if I found out about it when it happened for the first time.
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    I learned it in my teens. From my brother. I had to laugh when I saw the thread title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DietCokeLover View Post
    I have absolutely no idea what that word means. Never heard it before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Melaine View Post
    Never heard it.

    ETA: It's pretty obvious from context what it means from the thread. I have honestly never hung out with kids or adults who would use that kind of term.
    Me neither, which explains why, at 38, I just learned it from an ob nurse telling a story about a funny phone call.
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    I think I was in high school and over heard the seniors on the basketball bus talk about it.
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