Um, 'Scuse Me?
YOU are pissed?
Eff you.
I have been LATE TO WORK for the past 2 weeks because YOU cannot be bothered to get OUR daughter ready for school TWO DAYS A WEEK because you have your "own ****" to do.
Well, I do too.
And calling what I did this morning (not wake you up, because in addition to being your wife and the mother of your daughter, I am apparently an alarm clock and YOUR mother as well) a "stunt" is bull****.
You are 38 years old. Last I checked, that makes you an ADULT.
(1) It is not MY fault that YOU switched off your alarm this morning.
(2) It is not MY fault that YOU fail to get out of bed when the alarm rings, rather than hitting "snooze" seven times.
(3) It is not MY fault that YOU were late this morning.
I do freely admit that it WAS my fault that DD was up 'til 9pm watching Disney Jr. I will work on that, fine, but you also have to take an interest in her when you come home, let us eat dinner at a reasonable time, and stop watching TV at a billion decibels.
I was angry with you for the last 2 weeks but didn't tell you why. I apologize for not telling you I find it EXTREMELY frustrating that you feel taking YOUR daughter to daycare drop off in the same direction as your office is a "favor" to me so that I don't have to sit in traffic and get to the office late the two stinking days I go into work ... and subsequently have to STAY LONGER (and sit in MORE TRAFFIC on the way home) because I didn't leave at my preferred time of 6:30am. (Seriously. 5 minutes late and my whole schedule is shot.)
That I find it unfair that not only do I have to rise at 5:30am to get myself ready but I also need to wake, dress, and schlep our 3-year-old downstairs in the mornings because you have your own **** to do.
And, no, I will not adjust MY schedule. I have already made adjustments, cut deals, and sacrificed time & effort into making THIS ONE work.
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Liz
DD (3/2010)
"Make mistakes! Get messy!" - Miss Frizzle